{"title":"Funny Quotes Napkins","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"drinking-quotes-napkins","title":"Drinking Quote Napkins | First Edition","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥂 Drinking Quote Napkins | First Edition — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe detail that gets your gathering talking. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty drinking quotes, from Coco Chanel to Churchill, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Guests love the wry nods to wine, spirits and iconic drinkers as they mingle over cocktails. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique drinking quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty drinking quote sparks a smile at wine tastings, cocktail parties and dinner parties, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale hostess gift for anyone who appreciates style with a sense of humor. Pairs perfectly with a bottle of wine or whiskey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Love these high quality cocktail napkins! Funny quotes that people wanted to share with others. Best is when I saw some of my guests putting them into their purses!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Anne K., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These cocktail napkins are both fun and classy but not trashy. Very nice quality and my friends enjoy the quotes a lot. I give them as gifts too.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Becky P., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-second-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — 50 more napkins of Wilde, Hemingway \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quote-napkins-third-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the newest edition, all-new quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the wine night and charcuterie board classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249416438070,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-Q-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249416470838,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-Q-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/DrinkingQuotes_FirstEdition.jpg?v=1788135131"},{"product_id":"relationship-quotes-napkins","title":"Relationship Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e💞 Relationship Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor date night and everything after. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eRelationship Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty quotes on love, dating and putting up with each other, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for couples dinners, Valentine's and the friends who overshare. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique relationship quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/relationship-quotes-napkins\"\u003eRelationship Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives a couples dinner somewhere to go once the small talk runs out, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A Valentine's or anniversary gift for the couple who find the whole thing slightly funny, and would rather laugh than receive a card.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Much better than all the sarcastic paper ones!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Patsy C., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great quality, so nice I don't want to throw them away after use! Love the quotes. 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Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty quotes with a bite to them, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the cocktail party where the conversation is better than the canapes. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique snarky quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each quote lands sharper than the last, and guests almost always read them out loud, usually to the person it applies to.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale gift for the friend with the driest sense of humor in your group.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great quality and hilarious quotes, great for cocktail parties.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Karin B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Much better than all the sarcastic paper ones!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Patsy C., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/subversive-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSubversive Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — sharper still, if that is the mood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/inappropriate-thoughts-quotes-white-100-organic-cotton-4-5-x-4-5-50-units\"\u003eInappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the ones you check the guest list for first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/social-stereotypes-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSocial Stereotypes Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — uncomfortably accurate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/1-4-fold-snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003e1\/4 Fold Snarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the same quotes, quarter-fold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/divorce-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDivorce Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the other kind of celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249561076022,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-SS-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249561108790,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-SS-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Snarky_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787755454"},{"product_id":"subversive-quotes-napkins","title":"Subversive Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e😏 Subversive Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the table that does not do polite conversation. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eSubversive Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty, rebellious quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for dinner parties where the good arguments start before dessert. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique subversive quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/subversive-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSubversive Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote is an opinion rather than a joke, which is precisely what makes the table interesting once the wine is open.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale gift for the friend who has never once agreed with the room for the sake of it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These are clever, informative, and funny. Always a conversation starter as well. They are well made and not flimsy. It is a pleasure to serve beverages with these on hand!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Curtis M., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Love them! Bought 4 more for friends. Great quality. Great, funny quotes.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Cynthia M., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/inappropriate-thoughts-quotes-white-100-organic-cotton-4-5-x-4-5-50-units\"\u003eInappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the ones you check the guest list for first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/oscar-wilde-napkins\"\u003eOscar Wilde Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — wit with the volume turned up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/inspirational-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWomen Leaders Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — quotes from women who did not ask permission\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/social-stereotypes-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSocial Stereotypes Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — uncomfortably accurate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249570709814,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-SBQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249570742582,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-SBQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Subversive_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787754871"},{"product_id":"drinking-quotes-second-edition","title":"Drinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥂 Drinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the guests who read every last one. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins Second Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with a literary turn on drinking, from Wilde and Hemingway to Fitzgerald, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Sharper, drier and a little more bookish than the first edition. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique literary drinking quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-second-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives guests something worth repeating, which is exactly what you want at a dinner party where the wine has started doing its work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The obvious gift for the friend with the good bookshelf and the better bar cart. Pairs perfectly with a bottle of something worth quoting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"A friend had the Drinking Quotes napkins and I had to have them. Such a cute concept! Very high quality. I will be purchasing more for gifts.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Kasandra R., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These are guest-worthy in more than one way. The high-quality napkin feels and looks sophisticated. The tongue-in-cheek quotes are the added whimsical bonus.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Megan Y., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quote-napkins-third-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the newest edition, all-new quotes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/hemingway-quotes-napkins\"\u003eHemingway Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — a whole pack from the man himself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/oscar-wilde-napkins\"\u003eOscar Wilde Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — wit with the volume turned up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the wine night and charcuterie board classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249424498998,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-DQII-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249424531766,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-DQII-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Drinking_Quotes_Second_Edition_Hero2.jpg?v=1787854760"},{"product_id":"beer-quotes-napkins","title":"Beer Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🍻 Beer Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCasual does not have to mean careless. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty beer quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for game day, the backyard barbecue and the cooler on the deck. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique beer quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty beer quote sparks a laugh at tailgates, barbecues and long afternoons on the deck, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The upgrade that turns a six-pack into an actual gift, and the one thing at the barbecue nobody expected to be nice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These napkins kept the guests laughing as each read their napkin out loud.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Diann B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These are clever, informative, and funny. Always a conversation starter as well. They are well made and not flimsy. It is a pleasure to serve beverages with these on hand!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Curtis M., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dad-jokes\"\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — groan-worthy, and that is the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/yogi-berra-quotes\"\u003eYogi Berra Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — baseball's most quotable philosopher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/tequila-quotes\"\u003eTequila Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the crowd that skips the mixer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249368367414,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-BQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249368400182,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-BQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Beer_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787759840"},{"product_id":"whiskey-quotes-napkins","title":"Whiskey Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥃 Whiskey Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the pour that gets taken seriously. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty whiskey and bourbon quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the home bar, the tasting night and the friend who has opinions about ice. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique whiskey quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty whiskey quote sparks a smile at tastings, poker nights and quiet drinks by the fire, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The easiest upgrade to a bottle of bourbon, and the part of the gift he actually keeps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Loved my order of whiskey quotes, love quotes! Arrived just in time for me to carry as a gift for my brother and I know they are hugely appreciated!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Supreet K., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Everyone loved the napkins and each saying was more clever than the last. Great quality napkin as well. Will definitely order again\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Lauren K., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/golf-humor-napkins\"\u003eGolf Humor Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the 19th hole, properly dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/hemingway-quotes-napkins\"\u003eHemingway Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — a whole pack from the man himself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249581752630,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-WQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249581785398,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-WQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Whiskey_Quotes_Hero2.jpg?v=1787940851"},{"product_id":"inappropriate-thoughts-quotes-white-100-organic-cotton-4-5-x-4-5-50-units","title":"Inappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e😏 Inappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the guest list first. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eInappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with the quotes everyone is thinking and nobody says, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the crowd that came to enjoy themselves rather than behave. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/inappropriate-thoughts-quotes-white-100-organic-cotton-4-5-x-4-5-50-units\"\u003eInappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gets read out loud, usually followed by someone saying they cannot believe it is printed on a napkin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. The joke is bold, the napkin is not cheap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale gift for the friend whose group chat you would never show your mother.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"My friend had them and I loved reading them so I bought them for my brother. Too funny\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Jennifer V., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great quality and hilarious quotes, great for cocktail parties.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Karin B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/subversive-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSubversive Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — sharper still, if that is the mood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/social-stereotypes-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSocial Stereotypes Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — uncomfortably accurate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dad-jokes\"\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the safe-for-work alternative\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/divorce-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDivorce Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the other kind of celebration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249480761654,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-ITQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249480794422,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-ITQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Inappropriate_Thoughts_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787756076"},{"product_id":"dog-quotes-napkins","title":"Dog Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🐕 Dog Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the guests who ask about the dog first. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eDog Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty dog quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the dog parent who entertains, and the friend whose phone is entirely photos of a labrador. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique dog quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dog-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDog Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote lands with anyone who has a dog, which at most dinner parties is nearly everybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The obvious gift for the dog parent who is impossible to buy for but talks about the dog constantly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Everyone just laughs around the table when reading the various napkins!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— larry h., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"First-time customer here. I love the quality and adorable quotes, and I can't wait to use them with my guests!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Crystal H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/cat-quotes-napkins\"\u003eCat Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the other half of the household\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the wine night and charcuterie board classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/coffee-quotes\"\u003eCoffee Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the brunch crowd and the morning after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/birthday-quotes-napkins\"\u003eUniversal Birthday Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for every year in between\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/pet-cocktail-napkins\"\u003ePet Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249398743350,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-DG-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249398776118,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-DG-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Dog_Quotes_Hero2.jpg?v=1787935543"},{"product_id":"divorce-quotes-napkins","title":"Divorce Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥂 Divorce Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome fresh starts deserve a proper party. 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No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique divorce quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/divorce-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDivorce Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote sets the tone as celebratory rather than sympathetic, which is usually exactly what the guest of honor wants.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A gift that says congratulations without saying it, for the friend who has earned a good night out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"My friend had them and I loved reading them so I bought them for my brother. Too funny\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Jennifer V., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I love these! 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Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty wine quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for tastings, book club, the cheese board and the second bottle nobody planned on opening. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique wine quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty wine quote sparks a smile at tastings, dinner parties and book club, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tie a pack to the neck of a bottle and an ordinary hostess gift becomes the one she remembers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These are the best napkins: they give you a laugh \u0026amp; they're great quality\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Meghan S., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"The quality is very nice! I love the quotes! I bought several to give as gifts and of course to keep 1 or 2 pkg. for myself! I will be ordering more, a great gift to give with wine or bar tools!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Joan G., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/book-club-quotes\"\u003eBook Club Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the nights the book gets discussed for ten minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-second-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — 50 more napkins of Wilde, Hemingway \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249593024822,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-WN-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249593057590,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-WN-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Wine_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787756927"},{"product_id":"cat-quotes-napkins","title":"Cat Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🐱 Cat Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the household that is clearly not in charge. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eCat Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty cat quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the cat parent who entertains, and the friend whose cat has its own personality disorder. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique cat quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/cat-quotes-napkins\"\u003eCat Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote is uncomfortably accurate about somebody's cat, and the owner will tell you which one within seconds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The obvious gift for the cat parent who is impossible to buy for, and who already owns the mug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"First-time customer here. I love the quality and adorable quotes, and I can't wait to use them with my guests!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Crystal H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Exactly as advertised, these are high quality and offer superior absorption. Great for entertainment and bring a smile to guests when presented.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Joel E., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dog-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDog Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the other half of the household\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the wine night and charcuterie board classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/coffee-quotes\"\u003eCoffee Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the brunch crowd and the morning after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/book-club-quotes\"\u003eBook Club Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the nights the book gets discussed for ten minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/pet-cocktail-napkins\"\u003ePet Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249372594486,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-CATQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249372627254,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-CATQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Cat_Quotes_Hero2.jpg?v=1787935428"},{"product_id":"champagne-quotes-napkins","title":"Champagne Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥂 Champagne Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the toast deserves a proper napkin. 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No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique champagne quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives guests something to say between toasts, which is exactly when a room goes quiet and needs a nudge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair a pack with a bottle and you have the engagement, housewarming or New Year's gift already handled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great starter at a party. Quotes full of wits. Everyone wants to know the others quote and we laugh!!!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Marie H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These napkins are the perfect addition to any gift or celebration! The quotes are witty and great conversation pieces. I'm also impressed with the variety of quotes! So good! Great quality as well!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Ashley H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the wine night and charcuterie board classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/love-quotes-cotton-napkins\"\u003eLove Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for engagements, anniversaries and the wedding table\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51249375117622,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-CHQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51249375150390,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-CHQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Champagne_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787758257"},{"product_id":"bachelorette-quotes-napkins","title":"Bachelorette Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e💍 Bachelorette Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the party before the party. 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No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique bachelorette quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bachelorette-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBachelorette Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives the group something to react to, which helps when the bride's college friends and her future sister-in-law have only just met.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies, which matters when everything gets photographed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The maid of honor detail that costs very little and gets noticed more than the decorations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Love the napkins! Using at cocktail reception during wedding. Customer service is fantastic too! Local company\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Colleen N., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These napkins are beyond darling! Great quality, great quotes! Can't wait to use them for my upcoming cocktail party, and I plan to buy more as gifts. Love!!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Debra H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/marriage-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMarriage Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the honest, funnier side of saying I do\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/love-quotes-cotton-napkins\"\u003eLove Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the romantic counterpart, in five colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/carrie-bradshaw-quotes\"\u003eCarrie Bradshaw Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the girls night crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/love-napkins\"\u003eLove Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51340850987318,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200 - BAQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Bachelorette_Quotes_Hero2.jpg?v=1787935306"},{"product_id":"golf-humor-napkins","title":"Golf Humor Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e⛳ Golf Humor Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe 19th hole, properly dressed. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eGolf Humor Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty golf quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the clubhouse drink, the member guest weekend and the round nobody wants to talk about. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique golf quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/golf-humor-napkins\"\u003eGolf Humor Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives the group something to say after the round, and guests almost always read them out loud over the first drink.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The golf gift that is not another sleeve of balls, and the one that gets used at the next gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"For my golfing friends...should create conversation for sure after a round of golf. Love them...\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Joan S., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I love the napkins, the quotes are spot on and sometime humorous. The quality of the napkins is really top notch. I'll only be using these napkins moving forward.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Michelle R., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/golf-legends-quotes-napkins\"\u003eGolf Legends Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the golfer with a long memory\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dad-jokes\"\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — groan-worthy, and that is the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/tennis-legend-quotes\"\u003eTennis Legends Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the other racquet-and-clubhouse crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/60th-birthday-quotes-napkins\"\u003e60th Birthday Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the milestone round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/sport-quotes-on-napkins\"\u003eSport Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":51318322790710,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-GH-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51318322823478,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-GH-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Golf_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787760646"},{"product_id":"martini-quotes-napkins","title":"Martini Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🍸 Martini Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDry, cold and very well dressed. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty martini quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the bar cart, the olive-or-twist debate and the cocktail hour that runs long. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique martini quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty martini quote sparks a smile at cocktail hour, and guests almost always read them out loud before the first glass is finished.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The finishing piece for a bar cart, and an easy gift for the friend whose martini order is a personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"High-quality cotton cocktail napkins. Love the quotes on each, reliably starts a conversation amongst party guests!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Megan Y., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These napkins are beyond darling! Great quality, great quotes! Can't wait to use them for my upcoming cocktail party, and I plan to buy more as gifts. Love!!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Debra H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/carrie-bradshaw-quotes\"\u003eCarrie Bradshaw Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the cosmopolitan crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/margarita-drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMargarita Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — salt, lime and a little mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52066620506422,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-MTQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Martini_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787759372"},{"product_id":"coffee-quotes","title":"Coffee Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e☕ Coffee Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the brunch crowd and the morning after. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eCoffee Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty coffee quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for brunch, book club and the friend who does not speak before the second cup. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique coffee quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/coffee-quotes\"\u003eCoffee Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives a brunch table something to laugh at before anyone is properly awake, which is harder than it sounds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair with a bag of good beans and the housewarming or teacher gift is handled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great quality, so nice I don't want to throw them away after use! Love the quotes. I purchased extras for gifts and will be purchasing more.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Pat M., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I love giving these as gifts and my friends love receiving them!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Jo D., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/book-club-quotes\"\u003eBook Club Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the nights the book gets discussed for ten minutes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/mocktail-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMocktail Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — all the wit, none of the alcohol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dog-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDog Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the guests who ask about the dog first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/carrie-bradshaw-quotes\"\u003eCarrie Bradshaw Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the girls night crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52955249901878,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-CQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":53256941011254,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-CQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Coffee_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787760382"},{"product_id":"dad-jokes","title":"Dad Jokes Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e😂 Dad Jokes Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGroan-worthy, and that is entirely the point. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with the jokes he would have told anyway, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for Father's Day, the family barbecue and any table with a dad at it. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique dad jokes, two napkins each, so no one misses a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dad-jokes\"\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every joke gets read out loud whether anyone asked for it or not, which is the most accurate part of the whole product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Father's Day gift that actually gets used, unlike the last three novelty mugs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These napkins kept the guests laughing as each read their napkin out loud.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Diann B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Wonderful material and witty quotes! Bought for us and for gifts. Excited to share!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Martha N., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/golf-humor-napkins\"\u003eGolf Humor Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the 19th hole, properly dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/yogi-berra-quotes\"\u003eYogi Berra Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — baseball's most quotable philosopher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/fishing-quotes-napkins\"\u003eFishing Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the one that got away, again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52955254751542,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-DJQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Dad_Jokes_Hero.jpg?v=1787935543"},{"product_id":"bartenders-wisdom-quotes","title":"Bartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥄 Bartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHard-earned truths from the other side of the bar. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty bartender quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the home bar and the host who pours a decent measure. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique bartender quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote lands like something a good bartender actually said, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The finishing piece for a home bar setup, and an easy gift for anyone who takes their shaker seriously.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These will make a great hostess gift with a bottle of wine or whiskey.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Doodle, Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Wonderful material and witty quotes! Bought for us and for gifts. Excited to share!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Martha N., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-second-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — 50 more napkins of Wilde, Hemingway \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/tequila-quotes\"\u003eTequila Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the crowd that skips the mixer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52955231682870,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-BWQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Bartenders_Wisdom_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787757490"},{"product_id":"mocktail-quotes-napkins","title":"Mocktail Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥤 Mocktail Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll the wit, none of the alcohol. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eMocktail Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty quotes on drinking well without drinking, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for Dry January, the sober-curious host and the guest who deserves a proper glass either way. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique mocktail quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/mocktail-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMocktail Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives guests something to talk about other than what is in the glass, which is the whole point of a good alcohol free gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A thoughtful gift for the friend who is off the drink and tired of being handed a glass of water at parties.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Bought one set for a housewarming gift and another for myself. They are brilliant. Perfect for dinner parties or just to impress your guests. Quality is much better than I expected as well.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Helen F., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great quotes and such nice material. So glad I found them!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Stephen L., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/coffee-quotes\"\u003eCoffee Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the brunch crowd and the morning after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/margarita-drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMargarita Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — salt, lime and a little mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/moving-forward-quotes\"\u003eMotivational Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for fresh starts and new chapters\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52955413774646,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-MOTQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Mocktail_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787759651"},{"product_id":"tequila-quotes","title":"Tequila Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🍹 Tequila Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the crowd that skips the mixer. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eTequila Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty tequila quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for the fiesta, the good bottle brought out late and the stories that follow. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique tequila quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/tequila-quotes\"\u003eTequila Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty tequila quote sparks a laugh at parties and taco nights, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale gift for the friend with the good anejo and strong opinions about how to drink it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Great quality and hilarious quotes, great for cocktail parties.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Karin B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I love giving these as gifts and my friends love receiving them!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Jo D., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/margarita-drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMargarita Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — salt, lime and a little mischief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53170782470454,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-TQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Tequila_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787759004"},{"product_id":"margarita-drinking-quotes-napkins","title":"Margarita Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🍹 Margarita Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSalt, lime and a little mischief. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eMargarita Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty margarita quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for taco night, Cinco de Mayo and every pitcher that gets made twice. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique margarita quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/margarita-drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMargarita Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each witty margarita quote sparks a laugh at taco night and summer parties, and guests almost always read them out loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pair a pack with a good bottle of tequila and the housewarming gift is done, with something the host keeps using.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Quality is excellent and they are definitely a cocktail conversation starter.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— John M., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"I love these! Bought 5 different pkgs for use and hostess gifts!!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Anne H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/tequila-quotes\"\u003eTequila Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the crowd that skips the mixer\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/mocktail-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMocktail Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — all the wit, none of the alcohol\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52955260813622,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-MGQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Margarita_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787759165"},{"product_id":"social-stereotypes-quotes-napkins","title":"Social Stereotypes Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e😏 Social Stereotypes Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUncomfortably accurate, in the best way. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eSocial Stereotypes Quote Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with witty observations on the people we all know, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Everyone at the table finds one that describes someone else, and one that describes them. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/social-stereotypes-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSocial Stereotypes Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Guests spend the evening deciding which napkin belongs to which friend, which is a party game you did not have to organize.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale gift for the friend who does the best impressions of everyone you both know.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Everyone just laughs around the table when reading the various napkins!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— larry h., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Love them. . . and I don't impress easily\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/subversive-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSubversive Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — sharper still, if that is the mood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/inappropriate-thoughts-quotes-white-100-organic-cotton-4-5-x-4-5-50-units\"\u003eInappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the ones you check the guest list for first\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/relationship-quotes-napkins\"\u003eRelationship Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for date night and everything after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/coffee-quotes\"\u003eCoffee Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the brunch crowd and the morning after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":53789460234550,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-GUL-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Social_Stereotypes_Quotes_Hero.jpg?v=1787755360"},{"product_id":"fishing-quotes-napkins","title":"Fishing Quote Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🎣 Fishing Quote Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the one that got away, again. 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No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique fishing quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/fishing-quotes-napkins\"\u003eFishing Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every quote gives the anglers at the table a reason to start another story, which they were going to do anyway.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The clever gift for the angler who already owns every lure ever made, and the one thing he does not have.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Really like the funny quotes and the quality is excellent!! Will order again as host gifts!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Kelly H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Everyone just laughs around the table when reading the various napkins!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— larry h., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dad-jokes\"\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — groan-worthy, and that is the point\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/golf-humor-napkins\"\u003eGolf Humor Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the 19th hole, properly dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/yogi-berra-quotes\"\u003eYogi Berra Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — baseball's most quotable philosopher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/hemingway-quotes-napkins\"\u003eHemingway Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the fisherman who reads\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/sport-quotes-on-napkins\"\u003eSport Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":54105194299702,"sku":"CO11-201\/DW200-FQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Fishing_Quotes_Hero_Black.png?v=1787758101"},{"product_id":"drinking-quote-napkins-third-edition","title":"Drinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥂 Drinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe newest edition, and not one repeat. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins Third Edition\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with an all-new set of witty drinking quotes, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Built for the hosts who already own the first two and want something their guests have not read yet. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique drinking quotes, two napkins each, so no one misses a quote\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white or black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quote-napkins-third-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e An all-new set means even your regulars get a fresh laugh, which matters if the same friends keep turning up to the same table.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e A clever, upscale hostess gift for anyone who appreciates style with a sense of humor. Pairs perfectly with a bottle of wine or whiskey.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Really like the funny quotes and the quality is excellent!! Will order again as host gifts!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Kelly H., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Gave to friend that loves to entertain. He was overjoyed with the quality and individual quotes on each. Better than bringing a wine bottle, for sure.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Rebecca I., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | First Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — the original, and still the best seller\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/drinking-quotes-second-edition\"\u003eDrinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition\u003c\/a\u003e — 50 more napkins of Wilde, Hemingway \u0026amp; Co.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/champagne-quotes-napkins\"\u003eChampagne Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — celebratory sparkle from Chanel to Churchill\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/martini-quotes-napkins\"\u003eMartini Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — dry, cold and very well dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/bartenders-wisdom-quotes\"\u003eBartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — hard-earned truths from behind the bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/wine-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWine Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the wine night and charcuterie board classic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/drinking-quotes-napkins\"\u003eDrinking Quotes Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":54382255702326,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-DQ3-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Drinking_Quotes_Third_Edition_Hero.jpg?v=1787686706"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/collections\/FSN_Icons_15.png?v=1773729051","url":"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/es\/collections\/funny-quotes-napkins.oembed","provider":"Five Star Napkins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}