{"product_id":"70th-birthday-i-demand-a-recount","title":"70th Birthday - \"I demand a recount\"","description":"\u003ch2\u003e🥂 70th Birthday — \"I Demand a Recount\" — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne quote. Fifty napkins. No exceptions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis line was the most loved quote in our birthday collection, so we gave it a pack of its own. Every napkin reads \u003cstrong\u003e\"Seventy! I demand a recount.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e and nothing else, printed in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Every guest gets the same joke at the same moment, which is exactly why the whole room laughs at once. 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