{"product_id":"dad-jokes","title":"Dad Jokes Napkins","description":"\u003ch2\u003e😂 Dad Jokes Napkins — 100% Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGroan-worthy, and that is entirely the point. Each pack of \u003cstrong\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e holds \u003cstrong\u003e50 cotton cocktail napkins\u003c\/strong\u003e printed with the jokes he would have told anyway, set in elegant typewriter typography on pressed-cotton squares sized \u003cstrong\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″\u003c\/strong\u003e. Made for Father's Day, the family barbecue and any table with a dad at it. No laundry necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePremium, single-use cocktail napkins with pressed-cotton luxury\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e50 napkins per pack\u003c\/strong\u003e — 25 unique dad jokes, two napkins each, so no one misses a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.5″ × 4.5″ cocktail size, 100% organic cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero stains, zero laundry\u003c\/strong\u003e — the luxury of cotton without the washing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFree Shipping Worldwide\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShop now: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/dad-jokes\"\u003eDad Jokes Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy They Delight Hosts \u0026amp; Gift Buyers\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConversation starters:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every joke gets read out loud whether anyone asked for it or not, which is the most accurate part of the whole product.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePressed-cotton elegance:\u003c\/strong\u003e True organic cotton texture on the table, instant cleanup afterwards. Nothing that reads as party supplies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift-ready luxury:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Father's Day gift that actually gets used, unlike the last three novelty mugs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTrusted where it counts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Chosen by the Four Seasons, the Ritz-Carlton and the Waldorf Astoria, and backed by 35,000+ five-star reviews from over 1 million happy hosts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat Guests Are Saying\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"These napkins kept the guests laughing as each read their napkin out loud.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Diann B., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Wonderful material and witty quotes! Bought for us and for gifts. Excited to share!!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e— Martha N., Verified Buyer\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore Fan Favorites to Explore\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/golf-humor-napkins\"\u003eGolf Humor Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — the 19th hole, properly dressed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/whiskey-quotes-napkins\"\u003eWhiskey Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the neat-pour crowd and the whiskey gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/beer-quotes-napkins\"\u003eBeer Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — game day, backyard barbecue, cold one in hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/yogi-berra-quotes\"\u003eYogi Berra Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — baseball's most quotable philosopher\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/fishing-quotes-napkins\"\u003eFishing Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the one that got away, again\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/products\/snarky-quotes-napkins\"\u003eSnarky Quote Napkins\u003c\/a\u003e — for the friend who can take it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse the full \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/funny-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eFunny Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e or the complete \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/collections\/quotes-cocktail-napkins\"\u003eQuotes Cotton Cocktail Napkins collection\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Five Star Napkins","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":52955254751542,"sku":"CO11-101\/DW200-DJQ-50-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0891\/1627\/9094\/files\/Dad_Jokes_Hero.jpg?v=1787935543","url":"https:\/\/fivestarnapkins.com\/es\/products\/dad-jokes","provider":"Five Star Napkins","version":"1.0","type":"link"}