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Drinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition - Case

Luxury cotton cocktail napkins printed with an all new set of funny Drinking Quotes. 50 per pack, and perfect for gifting.

100% Organic Cotton – Crafted from crisp pressed cotton for elegant and easy entertaining.
Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes. 50 cotton napkins per pack.
Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
Perfect for Gifting – Luxury gift box packaging. A sophisticated gift for friends, family and hosts.

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Featuring an Assortment Iconic Drinking Quotes

"I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate. And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself." Napoleon Bonaparte
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world." Louis Pasteur
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." W. C. Fields
"Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk." Ernest Hemingway
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway
"Don't bother with churches, government buildings or city squares. If you want to know about a culture, spend a night in its bars." Ernest Hemingway
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems." Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde
"I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either." W. C. Fields
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Dean Martin
"I gave up drinking once... it was the worst afternoon of my entire life." Humphrey Bogart
"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me." Benjamin Franklin
"It's a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people." F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit." James Bond, Goldfinger
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." George Carlin
"Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne." Oscar Wilde
"Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy." Alexander Fleming
"Shaken, not stirred." James Bond, Goldfinger
"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne." Bette Davis
"Too much work, and no vacation, deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde
"When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality." Al Capone
"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne" Dorothy Parker