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funny quotes napkins

Funny Quote Napkins bring the wit, the chaos, and the laugh-out-loud lines that get everyone talking. Featuring hilarious quotes, cheeky one-liners, and sayings your guests will absolutely repeat, they’re made from 100% disposable organic cotton and designed to spark conversation at dinner parties, drinks with friends, birthdays, and any gathering that could use a little more personality.

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Funny white cotton cocktail napkin from The Drinking Quotes First Edition, printed with black typewriter-style text reading, “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway.

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50 White Cotton Cocktail Napkins from The Drinking Quotes Second Edition, featuring quotes by famous actors and authors, in black typewriter-style text reading, “Shaken, not stirred.” – James Bond, Goldfinger.

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the Coco Chanel quote "I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not," from Five Star Napkins' Champagne quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "A party without wine is just a meeting," from Five Star Napkins' Wine quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep," from Five Star Napkins' Snarky quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin stack printed with the quote “If you don’t remember, it didn’t happen.” – Whiskey, from Five Star Napkins’ Whiskey quote collection.

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “The only person who understands me is my dog,” from Five Star Napkins' Dog quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin with quote 'You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich,' styled with a beverage and lime slice.

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "When I get to work, I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find," from Five Star Napkins' Inappropriate Thoughts quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with a black dotted border printed with the Bruce Lansky quote "Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife," from Five Star Napkins' Golf Humor quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have any crayons," from Five Star Napkins' Subversive quote collection

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow,” from Five Star Napkins' Cat quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin with quote 'Dogs only want love, but cats demand worship,' cat paw, wine glass on red surface.

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "I only make Martinis, never excuses," from Five Star Napkins' Martini quote collection

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A stack of white cocktail napkins from the Beer Quotes collection, printed with a dotted border and the phrase, “Save water…drink beer!”

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin stack printed with the quote “Relationship Status: Table for one, drinks for two,” from Five Star Napkins’ Relationship quote collection.

Anthracite Grey organic cotton cocktail napkin with printed quote, wine glass, grapes, and lipstick on a pink surface

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything,” from Five Star Napkins' Dad Jokes quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Tequila & love: both are strong, intoxicating, and dangerous," from Five Star Napkins' Tequila quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory," from Five Star Napkins' Bartenders Wisdom quote collection

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “Out to play before we give her away,” from Five Star Napkins' Bachelorette quote collection

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Halloween Quote Napkins

Halloween-themed bar scene with a dark cocktail in a coupe glass, a cut crystal decanter, a lit black candle, orange quote cards, a small pumpkin, and a bowl of red pomegranates on a wooden tray. Text at the top reads 'Your Bar, But Haunted' and 'SHOP HALLOWEEN QUOTES'.

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Margaritas are cheaper than therapy," from Five Star Napkins' Margarita quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with a black dotted border printed with the quote "A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it," from Five Star Napkins' Coffee Quotes quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce," from Five Star Napkins' Divorce quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin, white, with black dotted border printed with the quote "A good bartender knows your name. A great bartender knows your refill," from Five Star Napkins' Drinking Quotes Third Edition collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Sober, not sorry," from Five Star Napkins' Mocktail quote collection

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Servietten mit Zitaten zu alkoholfreien Cocktails

Servietten mit Zitaten zu alkoholfreien Cocktails

Servietten mit Zitaten zu alkoholfreien Cocktails

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "Weekend forecast: 100% chance of fishing," from Five Star Napkins' Fishing Quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Weekend forecast: 100% chance of fishing," styled with fishing lures and tackle on a marble surface, from Five Star Napkins' Fishing Quote collection

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "The Conspiracy Theorist: Refuses the tap water… asks for the 'good' ice," from Five Star Napkins' Social Stereotypes quote collection

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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I re-use the napkins?

Yes, if the napkins are not soiled, they may be re used.

Are there different quotes in the pack?

Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.

What occasions are they best for?

Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.

Are they environmentally friendly?

Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable.