funny quotes napkins

Funny white cotton cocktail napkin from The Drinking Quotes First Edition, printed with black typewriter-style text reading, “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway.

Close-up of a white cocktail napkin from The Drinking Quotes First Edition, printed with black typewriter-style text reading, “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway.

White cocktail napkins from The Drinking Quotes First Edition, featuring humorous drinking quotes from Ernest Hemingway, Winston Churchill, Celia Rivenbark, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, styled with champagne glasses and a charcuterie platter.

50 Black Cotton Cocktail Napkins from The Drinking Quotes First Edition, featuring quotes by famous actors and authors in white typewriter-style text reading, “I love the nights I can’t remember with the friends I can’t forget.” – Unknown Author.

Drinking Quote Napkins | First Edition

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50 White Cotton Cocktail Napkins from The Drinking Quotes Second Edition, featuring quotes by famous actors and authors, in black typewriter-style text reading, “Shaken, not stirred.” – James Bond, Goldfinger.

A cream-colored Five Star Napkins box labeled “Literary Drinking Quotes,” from The Second Edition, with a window showing a white napkin printed with the Ernest Hemingway quote, “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Back of the cream-colored Five Star Napkins Drinking Quotes Second Edition box, featuring sample quotes and product details for 50 white organic cotton cocktail napkins with 25 unique designs.

White cocktail napkin from The Drinking Quotes Second Edition, printed with black typewriter-style text reading, “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur.

Drinking Quote Napkins | Second Edition

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the Coco Chanel quote "I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not," from Five Star Napkins' Champagne quote collection

Video of a hand holding an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the Coco Chanel quote "I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not," from Five Star Napkins' Champagne quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the Dorothy Parker quote "Three be the things I shall never attain: envy, content, and sufficient Champagne," held at a table setting with champagne glasses, from Five Star Napkins' Champagne quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you Champagne," from Five Star Napkins' Champagne quote collection

Champagne Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "A party without wine is just a meeting," from Five Star Napkins' Wine quote collection

Video of a hand holding an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "A party without wine is just a meeting," from Five Star Napkins' Wine quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Home is where the wine is," styled under a wine glass with grapes, from Five Star Napkins' Wine quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "Wine flies when you're having fun," from Five Star Napkins' Wine quote collection

Wine Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep," from Five Star Napkins' Snarky quote collection

Video of a hand holding an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep," from Five Star Napkins' Snarky quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep," styled on a plate with charcuterie and cheese, from Five Star Napkins' Snarky quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "I am not arguing, I'm just explaining why I am right," from Five Star Napkins' Snarky quote collection

Snarky Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin stack printed with the quote “If you don’t remember, it didn’t happen.” – Whiskey, from Five Star Napkins’ Whiskey quote collection.

Video close-up of an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote “The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription… Okay, he called it a receipt,” from Five Star Napkins’ Whiskey quote collection.

Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with whiskey placed with ice, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Whiskey Drinking Quotes

Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of black square cocktail napkins with white background, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Whiskey Drinking Quotes

Whiskey Quote Napkins

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “The only person who understands me is my dog,” from Five Star Napkins' Dog quote collection

Video close-up of an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with a Dog quote, from Five Star Napkins' Dog quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote “You may have many best friends but your dog only has one,” styled with a dog collar and a dog bone treat on a blue background, from Five Star Napkins' Dog quote collection

Stack of black organic cotton cocktail napkins with white dotted border printed with the quote “The more people I meet, the more I love my dog,” from Five Star Napkins' Dog quote collection

Dog Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with a black dotted border printed with the Bruce Lansky quote "Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife," from Five Star Napkins' Golf Humor quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin styled with a golf club and tee on green turf, printed with the Gerald Ford quote "I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators," from Five Star Napkins' Golf Humor quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin featuring printed quote: 'It's not hard to keep your ball in the fairway, so long as you're not picky about which fairway.'

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit," from Five Star Napkins' Golf Humor quote collection

Golf Humor Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "When I get to work, I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find," from Five Star Napkins' Inappropriate Thoughts quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them," styled next to a phone with an incoming call, from Five Star Napkins' Inappropriate Thoughts quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "'Screw it'…my last thought before making most decisions," from Five Star Napkins' Inappropriate Thoughts quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "When your ex says, 'You'll never find anyone like me again.' I tell him, 'That's the point you idiot.'" from Five Star Napkins' Inappropriate Thoughts quote collection

Inappropriate Thoughts Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have any crayons," from Five Star Napkins' Subversive quote collection

Video of a hand holding an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have any crayons," from Five Star Napkins' Subversive quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today," styled under a glass of whiskey on a marble table, from Five Star Napkins' Subversive quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "Someone has to set the bad example," from Five Star Napkins' Subversive quote collection

Subversive Quote Napkins

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow,” from Five Star Napkins' Cat quote collection

Video close-up of an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with a Cat quote, from Five Star Napkins' Cat quote collection

Hand holding organic cotton napkin with printed quote 'Be the person your cat thinks you are', cheese and apple appetizers and wine glass on a table.

Stack of black organic cotton cocktail napkins with white dotted border printed with the quote “If cats could text you back, they wouldn't,” from Five Star Napkins' Cat quote collection

Cat Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "I only make Martinis, never excuses," from Five Star Napkins' Martini quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "A Gin Martini is good for the soul," styled with an open-face smoked salmon toast, from Five Star Napkins' Martini quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Monday? Oh, you mean Martini Day," styled with a martini glass, olives, and a cocktail shaker, from Five Star Napkins' Martini quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Martinis & Memories," styled with a martini glass and an open-face salmon toast, from Five Star Napkins' Martini quote collection

Martini Quote Napkins

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A stack of white cocktail napkins from the Beer Quotes collection, printed with a dotted border and the phrase, “Save water…drink beer!”

Two hands hold a stack of white Beer Quotes cocktail napkins printed with a dotted border and the phrase, “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.”

White Beer Quotes cocktail napkins scattered beside glasses of beer and a bottle opener. The center napkin reads, “Life and beer are very similar: chill for best results.”

A stack of black Beer Quotes cocktail napkins printed with a white dotted border and the phrase, “Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.”

Beer Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin stack printed with the quote “Relationship Status: Table for one, drinks for two,” from Five Star Napkins’ Relationship quote collection.

Video close-up of an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote “If you love someone, set them free…but keep their Netflix password,” from Five Star Napkins’ Relationship quote collection.

Organic cotton cocktail napkins with printed quotes next to martinis and charcuterie board at a party.

Stack of black organic cotton cocktail napkins printed with the quote “If you love someone, set them free…but keep their Netflix password,” from Five Star Napkins’ Relationship quote collection.

Relationship Quote Napkins

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything,” from Five Star Napkins' Dad Jokes quote collection

Five Star Napkins luxury cocktail napkins box with dad joke text, organic cotton design

Back of Five Star Napkins box with dad jokes, luxury organic cotton cocktail napkins details

Dad Jokes Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Tequila & love: both are strong, intoxicating, and dangerous," from Five Star Napkins' Tequila quote collection

Gift box from Five Star Napkins' Tequila quote collection, showing an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Tequila & love: both are strong, intoxicating, and dangerous"

Back of the gift box from Five Star Napkins' Tequila quote collection, showing organic cotton cocktail napkin product details and the Forbes Travel Guide seal

Tequila Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory," from Five Star Napkins' Bartenders Wisdom quote collection

Gift box from Five Star Napkins' Bartenders Wisdom quote collection, showing an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory"

Back of the gift box from Five Star Napkins' Bartenders Wisdom quote collection, showing organic cotton cocktail napkin product details and the Forbes Travel Guide seal

Bartenders Wisdom Quote Napkins

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Stack of white organic cotton cocktail napkins with black dotted border printed with the quote “Out to play before we give her away,” from Five Star Napkins' Bachelorette quote collection

organic cotton cocktail napkin with quote 'Last fling before the ring.' and dotted border

Organic cotton cocktail napkin with 'Last fling before the ring.' quote, floral table setting

Bachelorette Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Margaritas are cheaper than therapy," from Five Star Napkins' Margarita quote collection

Gift box from Five Star Napkins' Margarita quote collection, showing an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Margaritas are cheaper than therapy"

Back of the gift box from Five Star Napkins' Margarita quote collection, showing organic cotton cocktail napkin product details and the Forbes Travel Guide seal

Margarita Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce," from Five Star Napkins' Divorce quote collection

Video of a hand holding an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce," from Five Star Napkins' Divorce quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the Joan Rivers quote "Half of all marriages end in divorce…and then there are the really unhappy ones," styled next to a glass on a table, from Five Star Napkins' Divorce quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the Zsa Zsa Gabor quote "He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house," from Five Star Napkins' Divorce quote collection

Divorce Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with a black dotted border printed with the quote "A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it," from Five Star Napkins' Coffee Quotes quote collection

Gift box from Five Star Napkins' Coffee Quotes quote collection, showing an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it"

Back of the gift box from Five Star Napkins' Coffee Quotes quote collection, showing organic cotton cocktail napkin product details and the Forbes Travel Guide seal

Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "A bad day with coffee is better than a good day without it," from Five Star Napkins' Coffee Quotes quote collection

Coffee Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "Sober, not sorry," from Five Star Napkins' Mocktail quote collection

Gift box from Five Star Napkins' Mocktail quote collection, showing an organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Sober, not sorry"

Back of the gift box from Five Star Napkins' Mocktail quote collection, showing organic cotton cocktail napkin product details and the Forbes Travel Guide seal

Mocktail Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin, black, with white dotted border printed with the quote "Weekend forecast: 100% chance of fishing," from Five Star Napkins' Fishing Quote collection

Organic cotton cocktail napkin printed with the quote "Weekend forecast: 100% chance of fishing," styled with fishing lures and tackle on a marble surface, from Five Star Napkins' Fishing Quote collection

Fishing Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin with black dotted border printed with the quote "The Conspiracy Theorist: Refuses the tap water… asks for the 'good' ice," from Five Star Napkins' Social Stereotypes quote collection

Social Stereotypes Quote Napkins

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Organic cotton cocktail napkin, white, with black dotted border printed with the quote "A good bartender knows your name. A great bartender knows your refill," from Five Star Napkins' Drinking Quotes Third Edition collection

Drinking Quote Napkins | Third Edition

Love Quote Napkins

Drinking Quote Napkins | First Edition

Champagne Quote Napkins

Snarky Quote Napkins

Love Quote Napkins

Drinking Quote Napkins | First Edition