funny quotes napkins

Funny Quote Napkins bring the wit, the chaos, and the laugh-out-loud lines that get everyone talking. Featuring hilarious quotes, cheeky one-liners, and sayings your guests will absolutely repeat, they’re made from 100% disposable organic cotton and designed to spark conversation at dinner parties, drinks with friends, birthdays, and any gathering that could use a little more personality.

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Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with Humphrey Bogart drinking quote, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Drinking Quotes Five Star Napkins boxed organic cotton cocktail napkin with Hemingway drinking quote Back of Five Star Napkins box showing luxury organic cotton cocktail napkins details and quotes Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, video showing stack of white square cocktail napkins close up, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Drinking Quotes
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Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with , 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Literary Drinking Quotes Luxury Five Star Napkins box featuring Hemingway quote on organic cotton cocktail napkin Back of Five Star Napkins box featuring luxury organic cotton cocktail napkins with literary drinking quotes. Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, video showing stack of white square cocktail napkins close up, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Literary Drinking Quotes
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Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with , 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Champagne Drinking Quotes Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, video showing stack of white square cocktail napkins with close up, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Champagne Drinking Quotes Hand holding organic cotton cocktail napkin with Dorothy Parker quote at a table setting. Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of black square cocktail napkins with white background, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Champagne Drinking Quotes
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Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with white background, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Wine Drinking Quotes Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, video showing stack of white square cocktail napkins close up, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Wine Drinking Quotes Organic cotton napkin with printed quote 'Home is where the wine is.' under wine glass at cocktail setting Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of black square cocktail napkins with white background, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Wine Drinking Quotes
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Snarky Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins Snarky Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins White organic cotton napkin with printed quote 'I'm not always sarcastic. Sometimes I'm asleep.' on a table setting. Snarky Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins
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Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with white background, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Whiskey Drinking Quotes Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, video showing stack of white square cocktail napkins close up, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Whiskey Drinking Quotes Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with whiskey placed with ice, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Whiskey Drinking Quotes Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of black square cocktail napkins with white background, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Whiskey Drinking Quotes
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Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins Organic cotton Anthracite Grey cocktail napkin with printed quote: 'When your ex says, “You'll never find anyone like me again.” I tell him, “That's the point you idiot.”'
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Golf Humor Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins Organic cotton cocktail napkin with printed Gerald Ford golf quote, golf club, and tee on green surface Organic cotton cocktail napkin featuring printed quote: 'It's not hard to keep your ball in the fairway, so long as you're not picky about which fairway.' Golf Humor Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins
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Subversive Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins Subversive Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins Organic cotton cocktail napkin with printed quote 'I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today' under a glass of whiskey at a cocktail party setting. Subversive Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins
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Cat Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins Cat Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins Hand holding organic cotton napkin with printed quote 'Be the person your cat thinks you are', cheese and apple appetizers and wine glass on a table. Cat Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins
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Beer Drinking Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins Beer Drinking Quotes Napkins - Five Star Napkins Organic cotton cocktail napkin with printed quote 'Life and beer are very similar; chill for best results.' Shown in a casual drink setting with bottle opener and drink glasses. Beer Drinking Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins
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Dad Jokes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins Five Star Napkins luxury cocktail napkins box with dad joke text, organic cotton design Back of Five Star Napkins box with dad jokes, luxury organic cotton cocktail napkins details Dad Jokes Napkins - Five Star Napkins
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Bachelorette Quotes Napkins - Case - Five Star Napkins organic cotton cocktail napkin with quote 'Last fling before the ring.' and dotted border Organic cotton cocktail napkin with 'Last fling before the ring.' quote, floral table setting Stack of luxury organic cotton cocktail napkins with product features on a tan background.
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Frequently Asked Questions

Can I re-use the napkins?

Yes, if the napkins are not soiled, they may be re used.

Are there different quotes in the pack?

Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.

What occasions are they best for?

Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.

Are they environmentally friendly?

Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable.