4.5” x 4.5”50 PACK

Bartenders Wisdom Quotes Napkins

Luxury cotton napkins featuring 50 witty Bartenders Wisdom Quotes to elevate your Cocktail Party.

PACK SIZE: 50 Pack
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  • 100% Organic Cotton – crafted from crisp premium cotton for everyday elegance and durability.
  • Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
  • Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
  • Perfect for Gifting – Luxury gift box packaging. A sophisticated gift for friends, family and hosts.

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100% Organic Napkins
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Perfect For Gifting
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100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse
100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse

Featuring an Assortment Iconic Bartenders Wisdom Quotes

  • "A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory." Unknown Author
  • "The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein
  • "By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing." Don Marquis
  • "The best drink in the world is the one in your hand." Unknown Author
  • "Everyone should go to college, get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender. Then they would really be educated." Al McGuire
  • "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk." Ernest Hemingway
  • "The best thing about being a bartender is having the power to help someone else unwind." Unknown Author
  • "Cocktails, like dreams, are made of the spirit stuff." Unknown Author
  • "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
  • "Life's a cocktail, stir it well, and don't be afraid to add a little sugar." Unknown Author
  • "If you're feeling lost, find a bar. It's hard to get lost when you know where the drinks are." Unknown Author
  • "Always remember to take a shot at life, even if it's just a tiny one with whiskey in it." Unknown Author
  • "Life's too short to drink bad cocktails." Unknown Author
  • "Live your life eight happy hours at a time." Unknown Author
  • "Drinks taste better when you tip your bartender." Unknown Author
  • "A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good." Ernest Rutherford
  • "A good bartender has to be part philosopher, part psychiatrist, and part psychic." Unknown Author
  • "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a cocktail, and that's the same thing!" Unknown Author
  • "Whiskey is, by far, the most popular of all remedies that will not cure a cold." Jerry Seinfeld
  • "According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution." Unknown Author
  • "Learn from your mistakes. Unless they're really bad. Then, just apologize and go home." Unknown Author
  • "Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking." Unknown Author
  • "When all you think you need is a shower and a Red Bull, what you probably need is a nap and a night in." Unknown Author
  • "Most people don't aim too high and miss. They aim too low and hit." Bob Moawad
  • "There are few things more valuable to a man than a man who keeps his word." Unknown Author

Elevate Your Event

With a touch of elegance, sophistication & humor

Designed to add a touch of elegance and personality to any occasion.

What makes us better

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Premium Organic Cotton
27x more absorbent than paper
27x more absorbent than paper
Paper napkins get soggy & tear
Convenient & Always Party Ready
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
Traditional napkins require washing, bleaching & ironing
Clever Conversation Starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Boring & unnoticed
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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our Bartenders Wisdom Quotes Napkins

FAQ

Everything you need to know about our Cotton Napkins

Can I re-use the napkins?

Yes, if the napkins are not soiled, they may be re used.

Are there different quotes in the pack?

Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.

What occasions are they best for?

Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.

Are they environmentally friendly?

Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable.