Bartenders Wisdom Quotes Napkins

"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."

"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."

"By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing."

"The best drink in the world is the one in your hand."

"Everyone should go to college, get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender. Then they would really be educated."

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk."

"The best thing about being a bartender is having the power to help someone else unwind."

"Cocktails, like dreams, are made of the spirit stuff."

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few
drinks behind."

"Life's a cocktail, stir it well, and don't be afraid to add a little sugar."

"If you're feeling lost, find a bar. It's hard to get lost when you know where the drinks are."

"Always remember to take a shot at life, even if it's just a tiny one with whiskey in it."

"Life's too short to drink bad cocktails !"

"Live your life eight happy hours at a time."

"Drinks taste better when you tip your bartender."

"A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good."

"A good bartender has to be part philosopher, part psychiatrist, and part psychic."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a cocktail,
and that's the same thing!"

"Whiskey is, by far, the most popular of all remedies that will not cure a cold."

"According to chemistry, alcohol is a solution."

"Learn from your mistakes. Unless they're really bad. Then, just apologize and go home."

"Is the glass half full or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring or drinking."

"When all you think you need is a shower and a Red Bull, what you probably need is a nap and a night in."

"Most people don't aim too high and miss. They aim too low and hit."

"There are few things more valuable to a man than a man who keeps his word."