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Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
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Featuring an Assortment Iconic Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes

"It's not that I don't like you. Oh wait...yes it is." Unknown Author
"Screw it...my last thought before making most decisions." Unknown Author
"All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you." Unknown Author
"Hating people takes way too much energy. I just pretend they are dead." Unknown Author
"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem." Unknown Author
"I got called "pretty" today! Well, actually the full statement was "You're pretty annoying..." But I only focus on positive things." Unknown Author
"I have been putting a lot of thought into it. I don't think being an adult is going to work out for me." Unknown Author
"I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you." Unknown Author
"I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed." Unknown Author
"I'm giving up drinking for a month...sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month." Unknown Author
"I'm not arguing, I am explaining why I'm correct." Unknown Author
"I'm not really a control freak. But...can I show you the right way to do that??" Unknown Author
"I'm sure whatever you have to say can wait until you're smarter." Unknown Author
"It would of course have to look like an accident." Unknown Author
"Life Hack: Did you know that if you text your boss "Go stuff yourself," you won't have to go to work anymore?" Unknown Author
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for all the lobsters who escaped from the ship's kitchen." Unknown Author
"People say I go out of my way to upset others. I say it isn't out of my way at all." Unknown Author
"The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them." Unknown Author
"The trouble with trouble is it starts out as being fun!" Unknown Author
"When I get to work, I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find." Unknown Author
"When people say "You will regret that in the morning" I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver." Unknown Author
"When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me again." I tell him, "That's the point you idiot."" Unknown Author
"Why do people always ask... 'What the Hell were you thinking?'" Unknown Author
"Yes, your opinion matters. But not to me." Unknown Author
"You're not totally useless, you could be used as a bad example." Unknown Author

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