4.5” x 4.5”50 PACK

Dad Jokes Napkins

Premium materials crafted to transform your gatherings into unforgettable experiences.

PACK SIZE: 50 Pack
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  • Forbes Travel Guide–approved polish – The hospitality standard we're known for—elevated, consistent, guest-ready.
  • Quality without the upkeep – Luxe look and feel, engineered for easy care and dependable performance.
  • Gift-ready presentation – Chic, practical, and universally appreciated.
  • Service you can count on – Fast shipping, responsive support, and a satisfaction guarantee that puts hosts first.

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America

Trusted by
Five Star Hotels

100% Natural
Cotton

100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse
100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse
100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse

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Elevate Your Event

With a touch of elegance, sophistication & humor

Designed to add a touch of elegance and personality to any occasion.

What makes us better

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Premium Organic Cotton
27x more absorbent than paper
27x more absorbent than paper
Paper napkins get soggy & tear
Convenient & Always Party Ready
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
Traditional napkins require washing, bleaching & ironing
Clever Conversation Starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Boring & unnoticed
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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our Dad Jokes Napkins

FAQ

Everything you need to know about our Cotton Napkins

Can I re-use the napkins?

Yes, if the napkins are not soiled, they may be re used.

Are there different quotes in the pack?

Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.

What occasions are they best for?

Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.

Are they environmentally friendly?

Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable.