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100% Organic Napkins

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Ships from our US Warehouse

100% Organic Napkins

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Perfect For Gifting

5,000+ Reviews

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"Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything." Unknown Author
"Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses don’t jump." Unknown Author
"How did the telephone propose? With a ring." Unknown Author
"Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them." Unknown Author
"Why did the astronaut leave the party? He needed a little space." Unknown Author
"Why do people take extra socks when golfing? They might get a hole in one." Unknown Author
"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I sure do." Unknown Author
"Why did the coffee call the cops? He got mugged." Unknown Author
"How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line." Unknown Author
"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish." Unknown Author
"Why did the koala get the job? He was koalafied." Unknown Author
"Why do flamingos only lift one leg? If they lifted both, they’d fall down." Unknown Author
"Can you drop an egg on concrete without cracking it? Of course! Concrete is pretty difficult to break." Unknown Author
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar." Unknown Author
"What does a baby computer call his father? Data." Unknown Author
"Why did the Invisible Man decline the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it." Unknown Author
"What do lawyers like to drink? Subpoena Coladas." Unknown Author
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet." Unknown Author
"When can you tell a joke has become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent." Unknown Author
"Why doesn't an oyster share its pearls? Because it's shellfish." Unknown Author
"Why are penguins socially awkward? They don't know how to break the ice." Unknown Author
"When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down." Unknown Author
"I used to think I was indecisive, and now I'm not sure." Unknown Author
"Someone said my dog was chasing them on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes!" Unknown Author
"Why do people always say age is a number? It's obviously a word." Unknown Author

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