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Dad Jokes Napkins
Dad Jokes Napkins
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Crafted from 100% organic cotton, these white cocktail napkins are the ultimate blend of sophistication and wit. Each pack contains 50 napkins, featuring two of each of 25 unique dad jokes, offering a total of 25 different quotes. The napkins measure a chic 4.5 inches by 4.5 inches—perfect for drinks, appetizers, or a quick giggle at your next gathering. Designed for convenience, these napkins are single-use and require no washing: simply enjoy and dispose.
Let’s face it: hosting guests often means fussing over stained, wrinkled cloth napkins and the endless cycle of washing, bleaching, and ironing. With these Dad Jokes Napkins, you’ll instantly sidestep all that hassle. Made for busy hosts who appreciate good taste, this product delivers the fresh cotton look without the work, so you can focus on enjoying your party instead of your laundry.
Why you’ll love these Dad Jokes Napkins:
- Skip the washing, bleaching, and ironing altogether—just unwrap and use.
- The collection of 25 cleverly curated dad jokes starts conversations and keeps spirits high, ensuring that your dinner party or cocktail hour is packed with laughter and connection.
- These napkins come with Forbes certification and are trusted by five-star hotels worldwide, giving your gathering a touch of luxury and global recognition.
These cocktail napkins do more than keep fingers clean—they instantly elevate your get-together with the understated sophistication of white cotton. Whether it’s an upscale soirée or a casual brunch, these napkins add a small yet memorable detail to your table. Guests notice the premium quality and can’t help but share a laugh, making your event stand out as both stylish and genuinely fun.
Some of the jokes featured include clever wordplay and classic punchlines—perfect icebreakers for any crowd. These quick quips touch on universally loved dad humor, adding a sense of nostalgia and joy to the occasion. The theme of lighthearted humor ensures every guest finds something to smile about, bringing everyone together over a shared moment of levity.
Upgrade your hosting game with Dad Jokes Napkins—the essential cocktail napkins for parties that deserve style, laughter, and zero cleanup stress. Add a pack to your cart and discover how the right touch of wit and luxury can make your gathering truly unforgettable!
Quotes in pack
Quotes in pack
Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses don’t jump.
How did the telephone propose? With a ring.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them.
Why did the astronaut leave the party? He needed a little space.
Why do people take extra socks when golfing? They might get a hole in one.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I sure do.
Why did the coffee call the cops? He got mugged.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish.
Why did the koala get the job? He was koalafied.
Why do flamingos only lift one leg? If they lifted both, they’d fall down.
Can you drop an egg on concrete without cracking it? Of course! Concrete is pretty difficult to break
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Why did the Invisible Man decline the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
What do lawyers like to drink? Subpoena Coladas.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet.
When can you tell a joke has become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why doesn't an oyster share its pearls? Because it's shellfish.
Why are penguins socially awkward? They don't know how to break the ice.
When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
I used to think I was indecisive, and now I'm not sure.
Someone said my dog was chasing them on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes!
Why do people always say age is a number? It's obviously a word.
