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100% Organic Napkins

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Featuring an Assortment of Quotes for Surviving Christmas

"Peace on earth. A quiet corner. A strong drink. In that order."
"The holidays: professionally cheerful since forever."
"I've been good all year. Starting now feels excessive."
"My gift to the family is showing up. That's enough."
"Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not ruin Christmas."
"Smile. Nod. Refill. Repeat."
"The holidays: a masterclass in managing expectations."
"I'm not avoiding anyone. I'm strategically mingling."
"Santa only visits once a year. Some relatives stay longer. Be like Santa."
"Everything I needed to know about coping I learned at a Christmas party."
"The trick is to look busy. The other trick is this drink."
"I love the holidays. In small, supervised doses."
"New Year's resolution: remember how tired this made me."
"There is no situation so festive that boundaries are optional."
"I came. I saw. I stayed longer than planned. Classic December."
"This napkin gets it."
"Deep breaths. Good wine. Perfectly fine."
"The holidays ask a lot of us. We ask a lot of the bar."
"It's not the cold that gets you. It's the small talk."
"My December role model is a bear. Specifically, a hibernating one."
"Nobody tells you how much of Christmas is just logistics."
"Grateful. Tired. Grateful to be going home."
"I have made peace with December. We coexist."
"Not all gifts fit under the tree. Sometimes, the gift is simply surviving intact."
"You made it to the party. That's already something."

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