4.5” x 4.5”50 PACK

Divorce Quotes Napkins

Luxury cotton napkins featuring 50 witty Divorce Quotes to elevate your Girls Night.

Color: White
PACK SIZE: 50 Pack
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  • 100% Organic Cotton – crafted from crisp premium cotton for everyday elegance and durability.
  • Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
  • Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
  • Perfect for Gifting – Luxury gift box packaging. A sophisticated gift for friends, family and hosts.

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100% Organic Napkins
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100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse
100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse

Featuring an Assortment Iconic Divorce Quotes

  • "I should have known something was wrong with my first husband. When I brought him home to meet my parents, they approved of him." Unknown Author
  • "100% of divorces end in happiness." Unknown Author
  • "Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left." Jean Kerr
  • "Divorce is a process, not an event." Unknown Author
  • "Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash." Rita Mae Brown
  • "For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have." Woody Allen
  • "Half of all marriages end in divorce and then there are the really unhappy ones." Joan Rivers
  • "He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house." Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • "Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper." Taylor Jenkins Reid
  • "How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house." Unknown Author
  • "I look at divorce this way: it's better to have loved and lost, than to be miserable for the rest of my life." Unknown Author
  • "I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather winning at bitterness and resentment." Unknown Author
  • "I'd marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead in a year." Bette Davis
  • "I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." Unknown Author
  • "I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me." Elayne Boosler
  • "Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." Shinichi Suzuki
  • "Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." Groucho Marx
  • "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." Oscar Wilde
  • "Maturity is recalling the outrageous things your former spouse did to upset you, then turning over and going to sleep." Eileen Dight
  • "My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money." Wendy Liebman
  • "Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money, and divorce a matter of course." Helen Rowland
  • "Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language." Austin Elliot
  • "Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce." Unknown Author
  • "You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it." Henny Youngman
  • "You never really know a man until you have divorced him." Zsa Zsa Gabor

Elevate Your Event

With a touch of elegance, sophistication & humor

Designed to add a touch of elegance and personality to any occasion.

What makes us better

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Premium Organic Cotton
27x more absorbent than paper
27x more absorbent than paper
Paper napkins get soggy & tear
Convenient & Always Party Ready
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
Traditional napkins require washing, bleaching & ironing
Clever Conversation Starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our Divorce Quotes Napkins

FAQ

Everything you need to know about our Cotton Napkins

Can I re-use the napkins?

Yes, if the napkins are not soiled, they may be re used.

Are there different quotes in the pack?

Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.

What occasions are they best for?

Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.

Are they environmentally friendly?

Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable.