Margarita Drinking Quotes Napkins

"If life gives you limes, make Margaritas."

"Margaritas are cheaper than therapy."

"I'm a better person when I'm holding a Margarita."

"Keep calm and drink Margaritas."

"My idea of juicing is squeezing lime into my Margaritas ."

"I want my toes in the sand and a Margarita in my hand."

"We usually have Margaritas on Thursdays, but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception."

"It's 4:59 on a Friday afternoon. Do you know where your Margarita is.

"Margaritas are the answers, but I don't remember the question."

"A Margarita is like duct tape It fixes nearly everything."

"I love water , especially frozen into ice cubes, blended with tequila."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Margaritas usually do."

"The only thing better than one Margarita is two Margaritas."

"I've been trying to make protein shakes. They keep coming out as Margaritas."

"Happiness is just a Margarita away."

"Salt, lime and tequila; the perfect trio."

Turning "Happy Hour" into "Happy Hours" with Margaritas.

"Margaritas because it's 5 o'clock somewhere."

"I only drink Margaritas on two occasions: when I am thirsty, and when I am not."

"I never met a Margarita I didn't like ."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy Margaritas, and that's pretty close."

"Friends don't let friends drink Margaritas alone."

"Sipping on sunshine, styled with a twist of lime."

"Everyone should believe in something. I believe I
should be on the beach drinking Margaritas."

"Always make time for the things you love, like drinking Margaritas."