Meet the Cotton Cocktail Napkins that Turn Heads

Time to Say Goodbye To…

  • Flimsy paper napkins
  • Generic party supplies
  • Overpriced custom orders that
take 3 weeks to ship
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  • “These were a hit
    at my party.”

  • “These napkins are so funny. They hold up well and the quotes make any get together so fun!”

  • “Way better than the custom

    napkins I paid double for.”

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  • Five Star Napkins White Cotton Cocktail Napkins, stack of white square cocktail napkins with Humphrey Bogart drinking quote, 100% Organic Cotton, 4.5" x 4.5", Single Use, 50 Units Per Pack with 25 Unique Drinking Quotes
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Drinking Quotes Napkins

Organic Cotton Cocktail Napkins Funny, functional and actually good-looking

Whether you're throwing a dinner party, cocktail hour, or just want your charcuterie night to feel slightly elevated these napkins do more than clean up spills.

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Great conversation starter – everyone at my party loved them and a lot pocketed them to go home lol

Jason S. | Verified Buyer

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“I hosted a wine night and didn’t expect guests to notice... but they did. These napkins were the MVP of the table.”

Samantha | Verified Buyer

“Love them! Nice quality fabric and print. Can’t wait to use them at the next party!"

Terri M | Verified Buyer

People Seriously Love These

  • “I never used to care about napkins at all. But now? I don’t throw a party without these.”

    Marcus | Verified Buyer

  • “Better than the custom ones I ordered last year. And people actually keep reading them out loud.”

    Alyssa| Verified Buyer

  • “Conversation starters with real attitude. Way cooler
than socks.”

    Mike| Verified Buyer
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  • “Look, you don’t need nice napkins... but

    once you get these, you’ll never go back.”

  • “I thought napkins didn’t

    matter. I was wrong.”

  • “Funniest thing on my table. People

    literally started reading them out loud.”
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Let’s Talk Napkin Details

Can I wash them?

Our napkins are designed to be single use – no washing, bleaching or ironing.  Use straight from the packet & dispose.

Do they come folded?

Yes, we have many different shapes & sizes, pre folded & flat.

Are the quotes safe for work/family?

Some are cheeky, some are classy. You pick the tone. (Holiday packs are all PG.)

Do they stain easily?

All cotton napkins will absorb stains and that is why we make ours disposable.

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(Finally, napkins that make people laugh and look good.)

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