“Never trust a man who doesn't drink.”Humphrey Bogart
No. 1
Drinking Quote Napkins, First Edition
Best overall · Cocktail hour
The most reviewed set we make, and the one most likely to get picked up and read. The writing does the work: Bogart, Hemingway and a run of lines dry enough to survive a second reading. Twenty-five quotes across the pack means the table never repeats itself.
249 reviews50 napkins25 quotes$34.95
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No. 2
Wine Quote Napkins
Best for a seated dinner · Book club
Softer humour than the drinking set, which is exactly why it travels further. “A party without wine is just a meeting” lands with people who would find a whiskey joke a bit much. This is the set to buy if you host mixed groups.
54 reviewsWhite or black25 quotes$34.95
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No. 3
Love Quote Napkins
Best for showers and weddings · Best gift
The only set with five colourways — White, Black, Red, Sorbet and Sherbet — which is why it ends up on engagement parties and bridal showers. The quotes lean literary rather than sentimental: Fitzgerald and Austen, not greeting-card copy.
43 reviews5 colours25 quotes$34.95
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“Shaken, not stirred.”James Bond, Goldfinger
No. 4
Drinking Quote Napkins, Second Edition
Best for repeat hosts · Literary crowd
Written for people who already own the first edition and host often enough to need new material. Twenty-five fresh quotes, heavier on the literary end — Pasteur on wine and philosophy sits alongside Bond. Buy both editions if you entertain the same friends regularly.
33 reviewsWhite or black25 quotes$34.95
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“Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you Champagne.”Champagne Quotes
No. 5
Champagne Quote Napkins
Best for celebrations · New Year's Eve
Narrow on purpose. Coco Chanel on drinking champagne in love and out of it, Dorothy Parker on never having enough of it. If the occasion involves a toast, this is the set — and it is the one that photographs best next to a coupe.
23 reviewsWhite or black25 quotes$34.95
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“Marriage: When dating goes too far.”Marriage Quotes
No. 6
Marriage Quote Napkins
Best for anniversaries · Rehearsal dinners
The set that gets read out loud. It is affectionately unromantic, which is what makes it work at an anniversary party where everyone in the room has been married long enough to laugh. Not the one for the ceremony itself.
22 reviewsWhite or black25 quotes$34.95
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No. 7
Whiskey Quote Napkins
Best for a home bar · Best for men
Newest of the seven and the most specific. Twenty-five whiskey quotes, which is either exactly right for your bar cart or entirely wrong for your dinner table — there is no middle ground, and that is rather the point. The reliable answer to what to get someone who owns three bottles of rye.
5 reviewsWhite or black25 quotes$34.95
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