30th Birthday Quotes Napkins Case

"Welcome to your 30's, where every weekend is a baby shower, and the hangovers last for two days."

"You'll never be trusted by a teenager again. You're officially too old to trust."

"Your 30's-where if you don't get 8 hours of sleep one night you'll pay for it for a week."

"I'm not 30. It's my 1st anniversary of my 29th birthday."

"Turning 30? The good news is you can now afford a $10 bottle of wine."

"When someone says 'ten years ago' I think about the 90's, not the 2010's."

"Welcome to your 30's: where all your friends have babies, body parts hurt for no reason and being asleep by 9p.m. is the regular routine, even on the weekends."

"Too old for TikTok, too young for Life Alert."

"No more wondering if you should be out at a club. Now it's home with wine and pizza."

"Inside every 30-year-old is an 18-year-old asking, "What happened?

"As long as you don't have kids in your 30's are like your 20's with money."

"Thirty is the ultimate age of wisdom, or at least pretending to know what you're doing."

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."

"Welcome to your 30's. the clothes you wore as a teenager are now vintage."

"Welcome to 30! The age when you should know better, but you really don't."

"Forget parties, gym memberships, and makeup. It's time to spend all your money on cats, dogs, and children! Happy 30th bday!"

"Thirty: When stuff your mom said starts to make sense."

"It could be worse. You could be turning 31."

"Everything I know I learned after I was 30." - Georges Clemenceau 

"Thirty was so strange for me. I've had to come to terms with the fact that I'm now a walking & talking adult."- C.S. Lewis 

"They say life begins at 30, but in your case, it's more like a new chapter in your book of secrets'."

"I've decided I'm not old. I'm 25 plus shipping and handling." 

"I will be 29 until further notice."

"You know you're old when you go to bed at the time you used to go out."

"Aging is like fine wine. But at 30, you're more like boxed wine...still enjoyable, just not as refined."