50th Birthday Quotes

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slow and lie about your age."

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."

"Happy 25th anniversary of your 25th birthday!"

"The first 50 years of childhood are always the toughest."

"Cheers to 50...you finally get your head together, then your body starts falling apart."

"Don't worry about being 50. You are still going to make mistakes, only slower."

"The best part of being over fifty, is that you did most of your stupid stuff before the internet."

"They say age is all in the mind. The trick is to not let it creep down to the rest of your body."

"When you are 50 you have so much to look forward to. Like some peace and quiet when the kids move out."

"If you haven't grown up by age 50, you don't have to."

"You know you are 50 when you have more candles on the cake than friends who party."

"You know you're 50 when you are in the elevator and your favorite song comes on."

"I am not 50... I am five perfect 10's."

"Looking 50 is great... if you are 60."

"Now that I'm 50, I take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila."

"In your 20's you dress like you are on the catwalk. In your 50's you dress like you walk cats."

"At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century... The problem is remembering it all."

"You know you're 50 when a kid you once babysat is now your lawyer."

"50 is not old in dog years."

"And just like that...AARP started sending me junk-mail."

"Fifty is an excellent age if you are a bottle of wine."

"50 is just like 30 with bigger pants."

"50!... I demand a recount!"

"Welcome to your 50's. If you do not already have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly."

"Happy 50th birthday! You have now reached the age where compliments are followed by "for your age"."