70th Birthday Quotes Napkins

 "Seventy is only 13 in scrabble."

"Remember that 70 is NOT old. It's REALLY old!"

"If things really do get better with age then I am approaching perfection."

"Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late."

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

"You know you are getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

"I'm not 70. I'm 18 with 52 year's experience."

"At 70 getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot."

"Turning 70 is like turning 21 in Celsius."

"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."

"Seventy! I demand a recount."

"Live your life, forget your age."

""Age is just a number"... said no one in their 70's!"

"Seventy is the new... what was I saying?"

"I'm never sure if I actually have free time, or if I just keep forgetting things."

"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable."

"At Seventy I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all."

"I've still got it at 70... I just can't remember where it is."

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."

"Always be nice to your children, because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."

"I stay away from natural foods. At my age, I need all the preservatives I can get."

"Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional."

"Even at 70, no man is ever old enough to know better."

"I've reached the age where my brain went from "You probably shouldn't say that" to..."What the hell, let's see what happens.""

"The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible."