75th Birthday Quotes Napkins

"75 is where stories get better and cake is a food group."

"At 75 you're not just aging... you're leveling up."

"You're not old. You're a limited edition! "

"Three quarters of a century and still going strong! "

"At 75, naps are powerful, pajamas are acceptable,
and dessert is mandatory."

"At 75, you're not retired, you're just preoccupied with leisure."

"75: the age where candles cost more than your cake."

"You've outlived rotary phones, typewriters, and disco!"

"75 is just 24...in Celsius."

"You know you're 75 when your back goes out more
than you do."

"You've reached 75 without ever learning to fold a fitted sheet."

"75 is when the grandkids think you're a time traveler."

"75 : When your playlist is older than most of your neighbors."

"At 75, it's not forgetfulness... it's selective memory."

"At 75, you've forgotten more than most people ever knew."

"At 75, you've survived fashion trends and family dinners. You fear nothing."

"At 75, a 'wild night' is staying up past 9 with two scoops of ice cream."

"You're 18 with 57 years of experience."

"75 isn’t old if you’re a tree."

"Twenty Seven Thousand Three Hundred and Ninety Four days old."

"At 75, you're like a fine wine. You've aged well, and still full of flavor."

"75? I demand a recount!"

"SEVENTY FIVE... Only 25 in scrabble."

"The good news is that you're one year younger than you will be next year."

"75 is just 10 in dog years."