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Experience a new kind of entertaining with these white cotton Dad Jokes Cocktail Napkins. Crafted from 100 percent organic cotton, each case features a generous 1200 napkins, conveniently packaged as 24 packs of 50. These crisp white napkins are perfectly sized at 4.5 by 4.5 inches, and each set offers two of every one of 25 unique dad jokes, ensuring every guest receives a delightful surprise.
Remember how messy and exhausting traditional gatherings can get, especially when it comes to cloth napkins? The constant washing, bleaching, and ironing leaves little time to enjoy your event. These Dad Jokes Napkins remove all that hassle. Simply set them out, let the humor break the ice, and at the end of the night toss them aside—no extra chores required.
Purchasing a full case brings extra convenience, especially for busy hosts, event planners, restaurants or hotels. With 1200 napkins on hand, you're fully prepared for large gatherings, multiple occasions, or wholesale needs. No more anxiety about running out mid-event or scrambling for matching replacements.
- Say goodbye to laundry day for napkins. These single-use organic cotton napkins let you skip washing, bleaching, and ironing, while still offering the elevated sophistication of cotton at your table.
- Each napkin showcases a clever dad joke, sparking instant conversation and laughter among your guests. They’re not just napkins—they’re an icebreaker for any gathering, from casual cocktail hours to festive celebrations.
- Trusted and Forbes certified, these premium napkins are a favorite among Five Star hotels globally. When you choose them, you align your hosting standards with those of top-tier professionals.
These napkins do more than catch crumbs—they tell your guests you care about every detail. The soft texture and charming humor elevate your family gatherings, cocktail parties, or upscale events, leaving a memorable impression your guests will talk about long after the night is over. The luxurious touch of cotton and the universally beloved appeal of dad jokes lend your party a warm, witty sophistication.
The value of sharing laughter can't be overstated. Topics like puns, playful one-liners, and gentle dad humor make these napkins timeless and universally appreciated, helping you create joyful, engaging atmospheres.
Give your guests something to smile about at every occasion. Stock up on the Dad Jokes Napkins case today and transform your hosting with the combination of effortless luxury and irresistible fun.
Quotes in pack
Quotes in pack
Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because houses don’t jump.
How did the telephone propose? With a ring.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them.
Why did the astronaut leave the party? He needed a little space.
Why do people take extra socks when golfing? They might get a hole in one.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I sure do.
Why did the coffee call the cops? He got mugged.
How do you communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish.
Why did the koala get the job? He was koalafied.
Why do flamingos only lift one leg? If they lifted both, they’d fall down.
Can you drop an egg on concrete without cracking it? Of course! Concrete is pretty difficult to break
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Why did the Invisible Man decline the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
What do lawyers like to drink? Subpoena Coladas.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens didn't exist yet.
When can you tell a joke has become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why doesn't an oyster share its pearls? Because it's shellfish.
Why are penguins socially awkward? They don't know how to break the ice.
When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.
I used to think I was indecisive, and now I'm not sure.
Someone said my dog was chasing them on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes!
Why do people always say age is a number? It's obviously a word.
