Divorce Quotes - Case

"I should have known something was wrong with my first husband. When I brought him home to meet my parents, they approved of him."

"I look at divorce this way: it's better to have loved and lost, than to be miserable for the rest of my life."

"I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather wining at bitterness and resentment."

"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have." - Woody Allen

"Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language." - Austin Elliot

"Maturity is recalling the outrageous things your former spouse did to upset you, then turning over and going to sleep." - Eileen Dight

"100% of divorces end in happiness."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house."

"Half of all marriages end in divorce and then there are the really unhappy ones." - Joan Rivers

"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left." - Jean Kerr

"I'd marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead in a year." - Bette Davis

"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Shinichi Suzuki

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce."

"Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money, and divorce a matter of course." - Helen Rowland

"You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it." - Henny Youngman

"My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money." - Wendy Liebman

"Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper." - Taylor Jenkins Reid

"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash." - Rita Mae Brown

"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx

"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow."

"Divorce is a process, not an event."

"You never really know a man until you have divorced him." - Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - Oscar Wilde

"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think somethings wrong with me." - Elayne Boosler