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Divorce Quotes Napkins - Case
Divorce Quotes Napkins - Case
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Crafted from 100 percent organic cotton, each case of these white cloth cocktail napkins offers premium quality and attention to detail. With 1,200 units per case and 50 napkins per pack, every pack contains two of each of the 25 unique divorce quotes, bringing smart wit and style to your gathering. Each napkin measures 4.5 by 4.5 inches, designed to elevate every setting with a crisp, elegant look.
For anyone who has hosted before, it’s no secret that arranging a gathering can get stressful—especially when it comes to clean-up and presentation. Traditional cloth napkins require endless washing, bleaching, and ironing, which can easily take the shine off your hosting experience. These disposable yet luxurious cotton napkins are a game-changer, bringing you that elevated fabric feel without any of the hassle. Simply use and toss—no laundry piles, no lost time, and you never have to worry about stains or wrinkles.
Opting for a wholesale case is the perfect solution for larger events, restaurants, or anyone who loves to entertain in style. Stocking up ensures that you’re always prepared for last-minute gatherings or larger crowds, all while keeping your hosting stress-free and sophisticated.
- No more time spent washing, bleaching, or ironing, unlike traditional reusable napkins
- Spark memorable conversations with clever and relatable quotes at each setting
- Trusted by Forbes and five-star hotels worldwide for reliable quality and elevated style
- Each napkin is crafted from 100 percent organic cotton, making every event feel uniquely indulgent
What truly sets these napkins apart is how they turn every cocktail hour or gathering into an experience guests remember. The featured divorce quotes break the ice and encourage authentic laughter and connection, making them ideal conversation starters for parties, girls’ nights, or even casual networking mixers. Their luxurious cotton feel and crisp white color add a touch of understated opulence—guests notice and appreciate the thoughtful detail, associating your gatherings with both comfort and class.
Some of the inspiring and witty voices featured in the quotes may include observations on new beginnings, resilience, and freedom—making them not just entertaining, but empowering. They bring together humor and insight, reminding everyone that every end sets the stage for a fabulous new start.
Stock up on these Divorce Quotes Napkins and make every event easier, more stylish, and unforgettable. Bring home the trusted quality found in five-star hotels to ensure your next gathering leaves a lasting impression. The ultimate touch for hosts who appreciate both flair and ease—order your wholesale case today and let the celebrations begin.
Quotes in pack
Quotes in pack
"I should have known something was wrong with my first husband. When I brought him home to meet my parents, they approved of him."
"I look at divorce this way: it's better to have loved and lost, than to be miserable for the rest of my life."
"I try not to think of divorce as failing at marriage but rather wining at bitterness and resentment."
"For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have." - Woody Allen
"Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language." - Austin Elliot
"Maturity is recalling the outrageous things your former spouse did to upset you, then turning over and going to sleep." - Eileen Dight
"100% of divorces end in happiness."
"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house."
"Half of all marriages end in divorce and then there are the really unhappy ones." - Joan Rivers
"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left." - Jean Kerr
"I'd marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead in a year." - Bette Davis
"He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Shinichi Suzuki
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness never paid for a divorce."
"Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money, and divorce a matter of course." - Helen Rowland
"You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it." - Henny Youngman
"My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money." - Wendy Liebman
"Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper." - Taylor Jenkins Reid
"Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash." - Rita Mae Brown
"Marriage is the chief cause of divorce." - Groucho Marx
"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow."
"Divorce is a process, not an event."
"You never really know a man until you have divorced him." - Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - Oscar Wilde
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think somethings wrong with me." - Elayne Boosler
