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Featuring an Assortment of Iconic Drinking Quotes

"Work is the curse of the drinking class." Oscar Wilde
"The problem with the world is everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"I only drink champagne on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not." Coco Chanel
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." Mark Twain
"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." Benjamin Franklin
"My only regret in life is I did not drink more wine." Ernest Hemingway
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning." Celia Rivenbark
"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." Joe E. Lewis
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror." Rodney Dangerfield
"I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table. After four I'm under the host." Dorothy Parker
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober." William Butler Yeats
"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to food." W. C. Fields
"I drink to make other people more interesting." Ernest Hemingway
"I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." Winston Churchill
"I've mastered cooking for one and drinking for five." Unknown Author
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." Humphrey Bogart
"Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question." Unknown Author
"I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true." Dorothy Parker
"I love the nights I can't remember with the friends I can't forget." Unknown Author
"There can be nothing more frequent then an occasional drink." Oscar Wilde
"I have mixed drinks about feelings." Unknown Author
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Remember gentlemen, its not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne." Winston Churchill
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." Abraham Lincoln
"I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate. And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself." Napoleon Bonaparte
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world." Louis Pasteur
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." W. C. Fields
"Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk." Ernest Hemingway
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway
"Don't bother with churches, government buildings or city squares. If you want to know about a culture, spend a night in its bars." Ernest Hemingway
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems." Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I can resist everything except temptation." Oscar Wilde
"I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either." W. C. Fields
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Dean Martin
"I gave up drinking once... it was the worst afternoon of my entire life." Humphrey Bogart
"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me." Benjamin Franklin
"It's a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people." F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit." James Bond, Goldfinger
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." George Carlin
"Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne." Oscar Wilde
"Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy." Alexander Fleming
"Shaken, not stirred." James Bond, Goldfinger
"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne." Bette Davis
"Too much work, and no vacation, deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes." Oscar Wilde
"When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality." Al Capone
"Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne" Dorothy Parker