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Golf Humor Quotes Napkins - Case
Golf Humor Quotes Napkins - Case
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Experience the perfect blend of elegance and wit at your next gathering with our Golf Humor Quotes Napkins case. Each napkin is made from 100 percent organic cotton, a material that is both soft and durable. Every case includes 24 packs, and with each pack containing two of every unique quote, you will have 25 different golf-themed sayings to entertain your guests. The napkins come in a crisp white color, each one measuring a neat 4.5 by 4.5 inches, just right for cocktails and small bites.
One common frustration at events is the hassle of laundering traditional cloth cocktail napkins—dealing with stains, bleach, and constant ironing can quickly sap the fun from hosting. These napkins let you offer the luxury of real cotton without any of the upkeep. Simply enjoy and dispose, making cleanup effortless while your celebration stays stylish from start to finish.
When you choose a full case, you are unlocking the ultimate hosting solution. Stock up for large parties, club events, or repeat gatherings. The case format is also ideal for venues, businesses, or anyone who loves making every detail count across multiple occasions.
Additional benefits include:
- No washing, bleaching, or ironing: Just elegance and ease for busy hosts.
- Each napkin features a unique golf quote, sparking laughs and conversations that help break the ice and add a fun, memorable note to your get-together.
- Forbes certification ensures undeniable quality, and when you use napkins trusted by Five Star hotels globally, your guests instantly notice the difference.
- Elevate your cocktail hour or golf-themed celebration. These napkins are not just functional—they bring a touch of luxury and personality that gets guests talking long after the last round of drinks is served.
The authors of the 25 quotes are genuine golf aficionados and witty writers whose quips capture the playful spirit of the sport. Their humor draws on insights from the game, offering the kind of clever banter any golfer or sports fan will appreciate. Whether it’s a line about a “mulligan gone wrong” or the eternal optimism of “the next shot,” these sayings offer just the right note of camaraderie.
Bring sophistication and unique flair to your next event. Choose the Golf Humor Quotes Napkins case for a detail that makes your gatherings unforgettable—and hosting beautifully simple. Shop now, and give your guests the gift of laughter and luxury.
Quotes in pack
Quotes in pack
"It's not hard to keep your ball in the fairway, so long as you're not picky about which fairway."
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." - Phyllis Diller
"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course." - Billy Graham
"Golf can be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle."
"Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well."
"Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex–wife." - Bruce Lansky
"I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead." - Bob Hope
"My drinking team has a golfing problem."
"When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit." - Wives of many golfers
"I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators." - Gerald Ford
"Golf is a game in which you yell fore". ..shoot six...and write down five." - Paul Harvey
"If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt." - Dean Martin
"To find a man's true character, play golf with him." - P.G. Wodehouse
"The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie." - Mickey Mantle
"Golf is such an exciting game. Whack the ball, get in the cart. Whack the ball, get in the cart." - Gerald Ford
"We learn so many things from golf...how to suffer, for instance." - Bruce Lansky
"Show me a man with a great golf game, and I'll show you a man who has been neglecting something." - John F. Kennedy
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill–designed for the purpose." - Winston Churchill
"If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right." - Bob Hope
"What do you use to find the location of a golf ball? A lie detector."
"The older I get the harder it is to find my balls."
"Golf?! You hit down on the ball to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, on top of that the winner buys the drinks."
"Golf is a good walk spoiled." - Mark Twain
"If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." - Jack Lemmon
"If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf club, they'd starve to death." - Sam Snead
