Golf Humor Quotes Napkins - Case

Luxury cotton napkins featuring witty Golf Humor Quotes to elevate your Golf Gathering.

Color: White

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  • Case of 24 Packs – Wholesale case quantity ideal for restaurants, caterers, event planners and hospitality businesses. 1,200 napkins total.
  • 100% Organic Cotton – crafted from crisp premium cotton for everyday elegance and durability.
  • Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
  • Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
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100% Organic Napkins
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Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse
100% Organic Napkins
World Wide Shipping
Perfect For Gifting
5,000+ Reviews
Ships from our US Warehouse

Featuring an Assortment Iconic Golf Humor Quotes

  • "It's not hard to keep your ball in the fairway, so long as you're not picky about which fairway." Unknown Author
  • "The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing." Phyllis Diller
  • "The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course." Billy Graham
  • "Golf can be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." Unknown Author
  • "Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well." Unknown Author
  • "Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex–wife." Bruce Lansky
  • "I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead." Bob Hope
  • "My drinking team has a golfing problem." Unknown Author
  • "When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit." Wives of many golfers
  • "I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators." Gerald Ford
  • "Golf is a game in which you yell fore"...shoot six...and write down five." Paul Harvey
  • "If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt." Dean Martin
  • "To find a man's true character, play golf with him." P.G. Wodehouse
  • "The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie." Mickey Mantle
  • "Golf is such an exciting game. Whack the ball, get in the cart. Whack the ball, get in the cart." Gerald Ford
  • "We learn so many things from golf...how to suffer, for instance." Bruce Lansky
  • "Show me a man with a great golf game, and I'll show you a man who has been neglecting something." John F. Kennedy
  • "Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill–designed for the purpose." Winston Churchill
  • "If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right." Bob Hope
  • "What do you use to find the location of a golf ball? A lie detector." Unknown Author
  • "The older I get the harder it is to find my balls." Unknown Author
  • "Golf?! You hit down on the ball to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, on top of that the winner buys the drinks." Unknown Author
  • "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Mark Twain
  • "If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball." Jack Lemmon
  • "If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork as poorly as they do a golf club, they'd starve to death." Sam Snead

Designed to add a touch of elegance and personality to any occasion.

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Premium Organic Cotton
27x more absorbent than paper
27x more absorbent than paper
Paper napkins get soggy & tear
Convenient & Always Party Ready
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
A fresh pressed napkin, every time
Traditional napkins require washing, bleaching & ironing
Clever Conversation Starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Fun & interesting conversation starters
Boring & unnoticed
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Frequently Asked Questions

Everything you need to know about our Golf Humor Quotes Napkins - Case

FAQ

Everything you need to know about our Cotton Napkins

Can I re-use the napkins?

They are single use. They are not hemmed and purposely designed as a disposable napkin as middle ground between paper and a formal napkin. Everyone despises the pain and frustration of ironing, bleaching and washing. Our cotton napkins are made so you can have a perfectly pristine napkin fresh out of the pack, every time.

Are there different quotes in the pack?

Yes, each pack contains 50 quotes, 2 x sets of 25 unique quotes.

What occasions are they best for?

Any moment worth toasting. Perfect for parties, birthdays, holidays, anniversaries or gifting to your favorite host or hostess.

Are they environmentally friendly?

Yes, Five Star Napkins are made from 100% organic cotton and are biodegradable and recyclable. No fertilisers or pesticides are used in our production processes.