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Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins - Case
Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins - Case
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Made from 100 percent organic cotton, these white cocktail napkins deliver a silky soft and impressively durable surface for any gathering. Each case contains 24 packs, with every pack offering 50 napkins and featuring 25 uniquely witty “Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes,” with two of each quote per pack. The crisp 4.5 x 4.5 inch napkins display their clever lines beautifully, blending the charm of cloth with effortless practicality.
Traditional cloth napkins can pile on extra stress for hosts, thanks to all the washing, bleaching, and ironing required to keep them spotless. These Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins solve that problem instantly. Not only are they designed for single use, eliminating the laundry list of chores, but their organic cotton material provides an elevated feel that outshines standard paper napkins.
Ordering by the case offers unmatched convenience. Having 1,200 napkins on hand means you can be fully prepared for everything from private parties to corporate events, or simply to maintain an impeccably stocked home bar.
These cocktail napkins further simplify your life by removing the need for tedious cleaning. Since they are not intended for washing, you enjoy the refinement of real cotton without committing to the upkeep of reusable napkins. Hosting becomes seamless—simply set your table and enjoy, knowing your guests will marvel at the thoughtful details.
Beyond their quality and sustainability, these napkins are a conversation starter. The snarky, unexpected quotes spark laughter and memorable exchanges, setting your event apart and giving it a playful edge. What truly distinguishes them is the Forbes certification and pedigree trusted by five-star hotels around the world. Their global acclaim reassures you that your tableware meets the highest standards.
If you want your gatherings to shine, these napkins quietly elevate every setting. They are the small detail your guests will remember—luxurious, practical, and perfectly cheeky. The quotes add a secret ingredient to your hospitality, inviting guests to mingle, laugh, and share a moment of surprise.
• No washing, ironing, or bleaching required—enjoy straightforward hosting
• Inspires conversation and adds memorable wit to any table
• Trusted by luxury hotels worldwide, Forbes certified
• Elegant, high-quality feel in organic cotton, with zero compromise on convenience
Transform your next get-together with Inappropriate Thoughts Quotes Napkins. Stock up by the case to ensure you are always ready to impress, have some fun, and treat your guests to a truly upgraded experience.
Quotes in pack
Quotes in pack
"It's not that I don't like you. Oh wait...yes it is."
"When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me again." I tell him, "That's the point you idiot." "
"The best way to hang up on someone is in the middle of your own sentence. That way they never suspect you hung up on them."
"I'm not really a control freak. But...can I show you the right way to do that??"
"Why do people always ask... 'What the Hell were you thinking?'"
"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem."
"When people say "You will regret that in the morning" I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver."
"It would of course have to look like an accident."
"People say I go out of my way to upset others. I say it isn't out of my way at all."
"I'm not arguing, I am explaining why I'm correct."
"I really appreciate the time you took today to remind me why I don't like you."
"I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed."
"Yes, your opinion matters. But not to me."
"All I know is one of us is right and the other one is you."
"I'm sure whatever you have to say can wait until you're smarter."
"You're not totally useless, you could be used as a bad example."
"I got called "pretty" today! Well, actually the full statement was "You're pretty annoying..." But I only focus on positive things."
"I have been putting a lot of thought into it. I don't think being an adult is going to work out for me."
"Hating people takes way too much energy. I just pretend they are dead."
""Screw it"...my last thought before making most decisions."
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for all the lobsters who escaped from the ship's kitchen."
"When I get to work, I always hide, because a good worker is hard to find."
"Life Hack: Did you know that if you text your boss "Go stuff yourself," you won't have to go to work anymore?"
"I'm giving up drinking for a month...sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Drinking for a month."
"The trouble with trouble is it starts out as being fun!"
