Martini Drinking Quotes Napkins

"You had me at Martini."

"Eat, Sleep, Martini. Repeat as needed."

"I only make Martinis, never excuses."

"I never met a Gin Martini I didn't like."

"Monday? Oh, you mean Martini Day."

"A Martini a day keeps the clouds at bay."

"Martini; more than a drink, a lifestyle."

"Another night of Martinis and mischief."

"A Gin Martini is good for the soul."

"My love language is Martinis."

"Martinis & Memories!"

"I like my Martinis as dry as my humor."

"I only work to support my Espresso Martini habit."

"Shaken, not stirred- absolutely caffeinated."

"What a Martini can't fix isn't worth my time."

"Olive, you & my Martini."

"But first, a Martini."

"Sun set, Martini Rising."

"Pour decisions lead to the best Martinis."

"Shake it, stir it, just don't spill it!"

"Keep your friends close and your Martini closer."

"The only thing better than a Martini is two Martinis."

"One Martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."

"Shaken, not stirred."

"Happiness is finding two olives in your Martini when you're hungry."