Mocktail Quotes Napkins

"Sober, not sorry."

"High on hydration and better decisions."

"Because hangovers are so 2019."

"This is my cocktail of confidence, clarity, and crushed ice."

"Same glass, different journey."

"Dry, but never dull."

"Because drama tastes better without vodka."

"Who needs wine when you've got opinions?"

"My mocktail has adaptogens and boundary issues."

"This drink is infused with intention and a $38 garnish."

"Powered by electrolytes, not tequila."

"Who needs shots when you've got inner peace?"

"Dry. Divine. Delicious ."

"Your cocktail has drama. Mine has chamomile."

"Sober? Yes. Boring? Never."

"This drink has notes of basil and a whisper of restraint."

"Detox is the new happy hour."

"Calm, cool, cucumber–infused."

"No alcohol, all alchemy."

"Zero proof, but fully present."

"I replaced tequila with therapy and herbal tea."

"Wellness with a wedge of lime."

"Still sipping. Just smarter."

"High vibrations, zero alcohol."

"Sober is the new sparkling."