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Snarky Quotes Napkins

Snarky Quotes Napkins

100% Organic Cotton
50 pack | 2 x 25 Unique Quotes | 4.5" x 4.5"
Regular price $29.95 USD
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Snarky Quotes Napkins – 100% Organic Cotton

Elevate your cocktail hour and spark laughter with every sip—these Snarky Quotes Napkins invite wit and style to the social scene. Ideal for entertaining or adding a playful edge to casual gatherings, this collection keeps conversation as sharp as your décor.

With fifty premium cloth napkins per pack, you’ll have the perfect practical solution to serve drinks in style while keeping tabletops spotless. Aside from functionality, these quirky squares infuse every gathering with a lighthearted, memorable vibe your guests won’t forget. Whether you’re serving cocktails, appetizers, or desserts, these napkins add personality to your hosting essentials.

  • Crafted from 100% organic cotton for a luxurious and eco-friendly touch
  • Each set features 25 unique snarky quotes—two of each—perfect for keeping laughter flowing
  • These white cloth napkins are designed exclusively for cocktail parties, with a standout 4.5” x 4.5” size that complements any table

Infuse your next celebration with humor and unforgettable moments—bring home Snarky Quotes Napkins and transform every party into an event to remember!

Quotes in pack

"WHISKEY... because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

"Sometimes I agree with people just so they will stop talking."

"Some things are better left unsaid Which I generally realize right after I have said them."

"I like Champagne... and maybe 3 people."

"Does running out of wine count as cardio?"

"You had me at day drinking."

"You know nothing about a woman... until she's drunk and mad at you."

"Be the reason someone smiles today ...or the reason they drink. Whatever works."

"Remember that time I asked for your opinion? Neither do I."

"I am not arguing, I'm just explaining why I am right."

"I'd rather be someone's shot of bourbon than everyone's cup of tea."

"If drinking on the porch counts then, yes...call me outdoorsy."

"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."

"Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?"

"Winners never quit but quitters get to the bar first."

"I'm one drink away from telling everyone what I really think."

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."

"Life happens. Wine helps."

"I'm pretty sure my death will be caused by making a sarcastic comment at precisely the wrong time."

"I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for bad."

"A party without wine is really just a meeting."

"I've learned so much from my mistakes that I am thinking of making a few more!"

"I'm not always sarcastic, Sometimes I'm asleep."

"I won't eat dairy, gluten or artificial flavors... but I'll drink anything."

"To me, "Drink Responsibly" means just don't spill it."

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