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Subversive Quotes Napkins - Case

Subversive Quotes Napkins - Case

100% Organic Cotton
1200 Units | 4.5" x 4.5"
Regular price $360.00 USD
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Experience the ultimate upgrade for your hosting essentials with our Subversive Quotes Napkins case. Crafted from 100% organic cotton, each cocktail napkin measures a perfect 4.5 by 4.5 inches, offering a crisp and luxurious feel. In every case, you receive 24 packs with 50 napkins per pack, totaling 1,200 napkins. Each pack features 25 exclusive subversive quotes, two of each, all presented in timeless white for an effortlessly stylish look.

If you are tired of the hassle and mess that comes with cloth napkins — from endless washing to labor-intensive bleaching and ironing — our Subversive Quotes Napkins are the solution. These reusable napkins deliver a sophisticated cotton texture without any time-consuming maintenance. Simply use and enjoy, no care required.

Choosing a case offers even greater convenience, whether you are a professional host, planning multi-day events, or stocking up for businesses with high guest turnover. With ample quantity and consistent quality, you will always have sophisticated, conversation-starting napkins on hand.

Some of the many benefits include:

  • Eliminates the chore of cleaning, bleaching, and ironing that traditional napkins require
  • Features witty subversive quotes that spark lively conversation among guests, making every occasion memorable
  • Forbes certified and trusted by Five Star hotels worldwide for their elegance and quality

Elevate any gathering or event with the subtle opulence of cotton napkins that do more than clean up. These napkins become a memorable detail, showing your guests that you care about both style and substance. Your gatherings are transformed from ordinary to truly unforgettable, all thanks to a thoughtful touch that guests will talk about long after they leave.

The selection of subversive quotes in each pack offers wit, humor, and perspective, perfect for icebreakers or simply bringing a smile. The thought-provoking themes encourage meaningful connection and laughter, reflecting a host who values both elegance and originality.

Be the host who stands out for all the right reasons. Bring home our Subversive Quotes Napkins case and turn every event into a five-star experience — no laundry basket required. Add a dash of luxury and personality to your table and create moments your guests will remember with style.

Quotes in pack

"I don't hate people. I just sometimes feel better when they're not around."

"The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza."

"It's OK if you don't like me, not everyone has great taste."

"Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge."

"Decaf only works if you throw it at people."

"I never said it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!"

"I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me."

"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."

"I don't mind coming to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is just stressful."

"A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet."

"I am an adult... nut not like a real adult."

"All I know is one of us is right and the other is you."

"I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."

"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today."

"I'm not rude. I'm selectively polite." 

"I meant to say it... just not out loud."

"Sorry I am late. I didn't want to come."

"I didn't mean to call you an idiot. I thought for sure you already knew."

"My arrogance is what makes me special."

"Someone has to set the bad example."

"You severely underestimate my apathy."

"People act like I don't care. It's not an act."

"I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have any crayons."

"My love is like a candle. If you forget me I will burn your house to the ground."

"I want you to know that someone out there cares. Not me...but someone."

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