Quarantine Quotes Napkins - Case

Luxury cotton napkins featuring witty Quarantine Quotes to elevate your Cocktail Party.

100% Organic Cotton – crafted from crisp premium cotton for everyday elegance and durability.
Conversation Starting Quotes – 2 x sets of 25 unique funny quotes. 50 cloth napkins per pack.
Easy Entertaining – Use straight from the pack. No washing, bleaching or ironing. Dispose or recycle after use.
Perfect for Gifting – Luxury gift box packaging. A sophisticated gift for friends, family and hosts.

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100% Organic Napkins

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Perfect For Gifting

5,000+ Reviews

Ships from our US Warehouse

100% Organic Napkins

World Wide Shipping

Perfect For Gifting

5,000+ Reviews

Ships from our US Warehouse

Featuring an Assortment Iconic Quarantine Quotes

"Due to the pandemic, we officially have three days of the week. 1. Yesterday 2. Today 3. Tomorrow" Unknown Author
"Not to brag, but I used hand soap before it was trending." Unknown Author
"Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it...good times." Unknown Author
"2020 seriously... WTF" Unknown Author
"COVID-19 HEALTH TIP: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't touch your face." Unknown Author
"LOCKDOWN DAY 134: My cat just asked me if I wanted the TV left on when he goes out?" Unknown Author
"Airlines sending me 'We're in this together' emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own." Unknown Author
"I am not adding 2020 to my age.... I did not use it." Unknown Author
"Due to the pandemic my summer body will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for understanding." Unknown Author
"It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2054 when Dave awoke. This was no ordinary day! This was the day he would open the last roll of toilet paper his parents bought in the year 2020." Unknown Author
"I don't like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others." Unknown Author
"I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator." Unknown Author
"Today's Drink Special 'The Quarantini' It's like a regular martini but you drink it alone ...in your house." Unknown Author
"Alexa...homeschool the children!" Unknown Author
"First time in history, we can save the human race by lying in front of the T.V. and doing nothing." Unknown Author
"If they had just called it the 'Stay at Home Challenge' and posted it on social media the virus would be gone by now." Unknown Author
"Since the pandemic, I'm not sure if I'm more afraid to go outside or to step on the scale." Unknown Author
"Man walks into a bar... Lucky Bastard." Unknown Author
"I gained so much weight, I had to buy new work pajamas." Unknown Author
"You think it's bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers." Unknown Author
"Has anyone tried unplugging 2020, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in?" Unknown Author
"I have a 24 pack of toilet paper. Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house." Unknown Author
"Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I'd go up to a bank teller with a mask on asking for money." Unknown Author
"Day 64 at home and the dog is looking at me like... 'See, this is why I chew the furniture.'" Unknown Author
"Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist." Unknown Author