Yogi Berra Quotes Napkins

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"I never said half the things I said."

"I usually take a two–hour nap from one to four."

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."

"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be."

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."

"It ain't over till it's over."

"It gets late early out there."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

"It's like deja–vu, all over again."

"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"You can observe a lot by just watching."

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."