Birthday Quotes - 100% Organic Cotton - 4.5” x 4.5” - 50 Units

$25.00

SKU:

CO11-101/DW200 - HBDQ-50-S

UPC:

810022684511

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Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Birthday Quotes. Each set contains 2 of 25 quotes.

100% Cotton (200 GSM). 4.5” x 4.5” 50 Units Per Pack. Single Use.

"Age is whatever you think it is. You are only as old as you think you are."

"Like cheese and fine wine, you're only getting better with time!"

"You might be prehistoric, but at least you're not extinct!"

"They say the older you are, the wiser you become. At this rate, you're basically Socrates!"

"Age is a matter of mind. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter!"

"Another year, another candle on the cake. At this rate, your cake is going to need its own fire extinguisher!"

"Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it's really high one."

"Every day we celebrate you... but today, you get a card."

"Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest."

"A wise person once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it."

"I can't tell if life is passing us by or trying to run us over."

"In dog years you're dead. Happy birthday to a man's best friend!"

"A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age."

"It's better to be over the hill than buried under it."

"Birthdays are like golfing... it's a lot of fun if you don't keep count!"

"Remember... you aren't old, you're a classic."

"You don't get older, you get better."

"It's never too late to be what you might have been."

"Today is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again. Make the most of it!"

"Cheers to another year of making questionable decisions together!"

"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."

"You don't look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!"

"It's time to get this party started! We all know you can't stay up past 10pm."

"You're like a fine wine, getting better with age. Or maybe just fermented. Cheers!"

"Celebrate this birthday the way you did the first one: naked and screaming!"

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