Pack of 50 
2 each of 25 x unique quotes

Quarantine Quotes - 100% Organic Cotton - 4.5” x 4.5” - 50 Units


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Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quarantine Quotes   Each set contains 2 of each unique quote.

100% Organic Cotton (200 GSM).  4.5” x 4.5”  50 Units Per Pack.  Single Use 

"Due to the pandemic, we officially have three days of the week. 1. Yesterday 2. Today 3. Tomorrow"

"Not to brag, but I used hand soap before it was trending."

"Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown on it...good times."

"2020 seriously... WTF"

"COVID-19 HEALTH TIP: If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't touch your face."

"LOCKDOWN DAY 134: My cat just asked me if I wanted the TV left on when he goes out?"

"Airlines sending me "We're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own."

"I am not adding 2020 to my age.... I did not use it."

"Due to the pandemic my summer body will be postponed until 2021. Thank you for understanding."

"It was a quiet Monday morning in September 2054 when Dave awoke. This was no ordinary day! This was the day he would open the last roll of toilet paper his parents bought in the year 2020."

"I don't like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others."

"I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator."

"Today's Drink Special  "The Quarantini"  It's like a regular martini but you drink it alone your house."

"Alexa...homeschool the children!"

"First time in history, we can save the human race by lying in front of the T.V. and doing nothing."

"If they had just called it the "Stay at Home Challenge" and posted it on social media the virus would be gone by now."

"Since the pandemic, I'm not sure if I'm more afraid to go outside or to step on the scale."

"Man walks into a bar... Lucky Bastard."

"I gained so much weight, I had to buy new work pajamas."

"You think it's bad now? In 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers."

"Has anyone tried unplugging 2020, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in?"

"I have a 24 pack of toilet paper. Looking to swap for a 4 bedroom house."

"Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine I'd go up to a bank teller with a mask on asking for money."

"Day 64 at home and the dog is looking at me like... "See, this is why I chew the furniture."

"Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist."

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