Whiskey Quotes

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CO11-101/DW200-WQ-50-S

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810022683460

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Whiskey Quotes

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Whiskey Quotes Each set contains 2 of 25 quotes.

100% Organic Cotton (200 GSM). 4.5” x 4.5” 50 Units Per Pack. Single Use

"Sleep late. Have fun. Drink Whiskey." - Hunter S. Thompson

"I like my whiskey old and my women young." - Errol Flynn

"The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it." - Winston Churchill

"A banana is 105 calories. A shot of whiskey is 80... choose wisely."

"Whiskey and ice and everything is nice."

"I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea."

"The guy from the liquor store gave me a prescription... Okay, he called it a receipt."

"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy whiskey and that's pretty close."

"I need to drink more water so I added ice to my whiskey."

"Whiskey! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad."

"I love water. Frozen into cubes and completely surrounded by whiskey."

"Can you put whiskey in a humidifier? Asking for a friend."

"Whiskey is liquid sunshine." - George Bernard Shaw

"Life is messy but my whiskey is neat."

"Keep your friends close and your whiskey closer."

"Whiskey improves with age and I improve with whiskey."

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough." - Mark Twain

"Life rule: Whiskey mixes well with everything except decisions."

"Save water...drink whiskey."

"I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. Therefore I am not an alcoholic, I am spiritual."

"Hangovers are temporary. Drunk stories are forever."

"If you don't remember it didn't happen." - Whiskey

"It's true that whiskey improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it."

"I doubt whiskey is the answer but it's worth a shot."

"My relationship with whiskey is on the rocks."

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