NEW ADDITION!! White Cotton Cocktail with Drinking Quotes II - 100 % Cotton - 4.5" x 4.5" - 50 Units
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Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Drinking Quotes II Each set contains 2 of 25 quotes.
100% Cotton. 4.5” x 4.5” 50 Units Per Pack. Single Use Textile Solution
"I drink Champagne when I win, to celebrate. And I drink Champagne when I lose, to console myself." - Napoleon Bonaparte
"Don't bother with churches, government buildings or city squares. If you want to know about a culture, spend a night in its bars." - Ernest Hemingway
"A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink." - W. C. Fields
"Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life." - F. Scott Fitzgerald
"I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me." - Benjamin Franklin
"I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either." - W. C. Fields
"A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world." - Louis Pasteur
"When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality." - Al Capone
"There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of Champagne." - Bette Davis
"It's a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people." - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
"Only the unimaginative can fail to find a reason for drinking Champagne." - Oscar Wilde
"I gave up drinking once... it was the worst afternoon of my entire life." - Humphrey Bogart
"Too much work, and no vacation, deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes." - Oscar Wilde
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor." - George Carlin
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemingway
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Dean Martin
"Shaken, not stirred." - James Bond, Goldfinger
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk." - Ernest Hemingway
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
"Actually it only takes me one drink to get drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth." - George Burns
"Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy." - Alexander Fleming
"Here's to alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all life's problems." - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit." - James Bond, Goldfinger
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