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Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Drinking Quotes Each set contains 2 of 25 quotes.
100% Cotton. 4.5” x 4.5” 50 Units Per Pack. Single Use Textile Solution
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." Oscar Wilde
"The problem with the world is everyone is a few drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"I only drink champagne on two occasions. When I am in love and when I am not." Coco Chanel
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." Mark Twain
"There can't be good living where there is not good drinking." Benjamin Franklin
"My only regret in life is I did not drink more wine ." Ernest Hemingway
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning." Celia Rivenbark
"The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid." Richard Braunstein
"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink." Joe E. Lewis
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. So now I drink in front of a mirror." Rodney Dangerfield
"I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table. After four I'm under the host." Dorothy Parker
"The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk they're sober." William Butler Yeats
"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to food." W. C. Fields
"I drink to make other people more interesting." Ernest Hemingway
"I have taken more good from alcohol than alcohol has taken from me." Winston Churchill
"I've mastered cooking for one and drinking for five." Anonymous
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." Humphrey Bogart
"Alcohol may not be the answer, but it sure helps forget the question." Anonymous
"I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true." Dorothy Parker
"I love the nights I Can't remember with the friends I can't forget." Unknown Author
"There can be nothing more frequent then an occasional drink." Oscar Wilde
"I have mixed drinks about feelings." Unknown Author
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much champagne is just right." F. Scott Fitzgerald
"Remember gentlemen, its not just France we are fighting for, it's Champagne." Winston Churchill
"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." Abraham Lincoln
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