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Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Snarky Quotes Each set contains 2 of 25 quotes.
100% Cotton. 4.5” x 4.5” 50 Units Per Pack. Single Use Textile Solution
"WHISKEY... because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"Sometimes I agree with people just so they will stop talking."
"Some things are better left unsaid Which I generally realize right after I have said them."
"I like Champagne... and maybe 3 people."
"Does running out of wine count as cardio?"
"You had me at day drinking."
"You know nothing about a woman... until she's drunk and mad at you."
"Be the reason someone smiles today ...or the reason they drink. Whatever works."
"Remember that time I asked for your opinion? Neither do I."
"I am not arguing, I'm just explaining why I am right."
"I'd rather be someone's shot of bourbon than everyone's cup of tea."
"If drinking on the porch counts then, yes...call me outdoorsy."
"Dear Karma, I have a list of people you missed."
"Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone?"
"Winners never quit but quitters get to the bar first."
"I'm one drink away from telling everyone what I really think."
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions."
"Life happens. Wine helps."
"I'm pretty sure my death will be caused by making a sarcastic comment at precisely the wrong time."
"I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for bad."
"A party without wine is really just a meeting."
"I've learned so much from my mistakes that I am thinking of making a few more!"
"I'm not always sarcastic, Sometimes I'm asleep."
"I won't eat dairy, gluten or artificial flavors... but I'll drink anything."
"To me, "Drink Responsibly" means just don't spill it."
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