Beer Quotes

 "Friends bring happiness into your life. Best friends bring beer."

"Fermentation may have been a better invention than fire."

"A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than all the books in the world."

"Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer."

"A man who lies about beer makes enemies."

"There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others."

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."

"Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same."

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

"I tried running. Gave it up. I kept spilling my beer."

"Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. "Yes" is the answer."

"Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."

"Beer... Because you don't win friends with salad."

"I give into Beer Pressure."

"Beer doesn't solve problems. But neither does water."