Dog Quotes

 "Live. Laugh. Bark."

"All you need is love and a dog."

"What counts is not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich."

"If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?"

"Love is a four-legged word."

"Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog."

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"Less people, more dogs."

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."

"What I like most about people is their dogs."

"Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative."

"The only person who understands me is my dog."

"Dogs are my favorite people."

"If you're uncomfortable around my dog, I'm happy to lock you in the other room when you come over."

"The more people I meet, the more I love my dog."

"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bit you take...I'll be watching you."

"I feel sorry for people who don't have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor."

"Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my dog."

"When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you."

"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."

"You may have many best friends but your dog only has one."

"Properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend."

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."