Wine Quotes

 "In dog wine, I've only had two glasses."

"Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy." - Alexander Fleming

"Men are like wine...some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."

"As long as we have wine, family holidays will be fine."

"A meal without wine is called breakfast."

"You look like I need wine."

"Home is where the wine is."

"wine may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk."

"To me drink responsibly means don't spill the Cabernet."

"Wine flies when you're having fun."

"I'm confused...what is a wine stopper for?"

"Friends don't let friends drink Rosé alone."

"A party without wine is just a meeting."

"They say follow your heart and it led me to Chardonnay."

"Of course, size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine."

"I used to think drinking wine was bad for me...so I gave up thinking."

"I drink wine because my doctor said I shouldn't keep things bottled up."

"According to Chemistry, wine is a solution."

"Beer is made by men, wine by God."

"Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it."

"I only drink win on days that end with a letter 'Y'."