60th Birthday Quotes - 100% Organic Cotton - 4.5" x 4.5" - 1200 units per case - 50 units per pack

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique 60th Birthday Quotes   Each set contains 2 of each unique quote.

100% Organic Cotton (200 GSM).  4.5” x 4.5”  50 Units Per Pack. 1200 Units Per Case   Single Use 

"In dog years I am dead."

"Today I turned Sixty... I am not old, I am vintage."

"You're not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time."

"Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live!"

"When you're 60, getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot."

"You start getting carded again, but now cashiers want to see your senior card to make sure you're old enough to qualify for the discount."

"Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier."

"Sixty is the new... what was I saying."

"Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror."

"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At 40, we don't care what they think of us. At 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all."

"At 60 your idea of weight lifting is standing up."

"I am not 60. I am 6 x perfect 10's."

"Getting older has some benefits... Call it a "senior moment" and you can get away with pretty much anything!"

"One advantage of being over 60 is that your secrets are safe with your friends, because they can't remember them either."

"You know you're 60 when someone offers you a seat on the bus and you don't refuse."

"Remember how excited you were when you turned 10 years old... you should be 6x that excited."

"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get up again."

"You know you're 60 when your back goes out more often than you do."

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

"Sixty...when "happy hour" is a nap!"

"Don't be upset about your birthday. Just think, you're one year closer to getting the senior discount."

"The best part of being 60 is you can eat dinner at 5 P.M."

"You look back fondly at your 40th birthday and laugh at how you felt about getting so old."

"Life begins at 60. But so does a bad back, sore hips, faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell the same story over and over."

"After turning 60, everything that doesn't hurt, doesn't work."