40th Birthday Quotes Napkins

"Life really does begin at 40. Until then it's all just research."

"Inside every 40 year old is a teenager wondering, "what on Earth happened?""

"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."

"People don't turn 40. They turn 39.95 with shipping and handling."

"I'm not 40. I'm 18 with 22 years of experience."

"It's a cruel irony that when you get to be two times the age of a 20 year old, you only have half the metabolism."

"Welcome to your 40's. If you thought being a teenager was tough, try being a parent to one."

"I'm not Forty. I'm 20 for the second time."

"You know you're 40 when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize."

"Looks 18...Feels 14...Acts 8. That makes 40!"

"Forty's not that old... if you're a tree."

"If getting older means getting better...then you're approaching perfection!"

"There are plenty of good things about being 40. Just ask any 80 year old."

"40 is the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more."

"Forty is the age when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."

"Keep calm and remember that 40 is the new 20."

"Forty is when you get your head together, but your body has other ideas."

"I may be 40 but I look 25 from a distance."

"You can't be young forever but immaturity last a lifetime."

"40! At least you're not as old as you will be next year."

"Forty is only 11 in Scrabble."

"The best part about turning 40 is that you can blame everything on a midlife crisis."

"Age only matters if you are a cheese."

"Just be grateful you are not 40 in dog years, can you imagine?"

"I'm not 40. I'm a recycled teenager."