Funny Cocktail Napkins

Hosting should feel elevated, not exhausting. That’s why our Funny Cocktail Napkins Collection delivers witty cocktail napkins with pressed‑cotton luxury and zero post‑party laundry. Whether you're pouring martinis, pinot, or mocktails, these clever cocktail napkins serve high‑end style with a side of smart humor.

Each pack includes 50 disposable cotton napkins (25 unique quotes, two of each), printed on 4.5″ × 4.5″ organic cotton squares in crisp white or black. These aren’t paper—they’re thick, absorbent, and feel like cloth—saving you time without sacrificing style.

Perfect for dinner parties, girls’ nights, or bar cart styling, these funny napkins are made for hosts who believe every detail should delight. Drop one beside a cocktail and let the guest conversation take off.

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All of these party cocktail napkins are printed on 200 GSM 100% organic cotton—pressed to stay pristine while in use, then easily disposable. You get the elegance of linen with none of the upkeep.

Whether you're shopping for a standout hostess gift or refreshing your entertaining essentials, these napkins offer a low-effort luxury with high-end style. Minimalist typography, clever messaging, and premium feel make them as photogenic as they are practical.

So why settle for paper? Funny cocktail napkins from Five Star Napkins bring together sustainability, sophistication, and sharp wit. That’s a detail your guests won’t forget.

Explore the full Funny Cocktail Napkins Collection and find the quotes that speak your sense of humor—or your party’s.

See our entire cotton cocktail napkin collection.